Chonk

A cannabis "placebo", as such.

A non-existant type of cannabis whoes side effects include:

Feeling randy
Seeing white lights as red

The excuse for it being tasteless is due to the fact that it's boiled in milk to take out the flavour, this leads to the 3rd side effect:

The inability to eat dairy products, such as meat.

Used to trick people into thinking they're smoking pot.

Joe: "Are you feeling it yet?"
Shelly: "Yer, I'm well horny"
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Shelly: "Why can't I taste it?"
Matt: "Err, 'cos it's been boiled in milk"

by PlugDude July 6, 2005

Coinkydink

When one coincidentally gets a 'hard on' during a sexual experience, but said hard on is not caused by the sexual experience.

Coinkydinks are often associated with the use of Viagara.

by Nousvoulonstevoire February 17, 2010

chonkey

Sculpture of a donkey made out of pieces of shit.

Rather than sculpting Eeor out of clay, Johnny made a chonkey.

by JeremyP March 27, 2008

chonk

A considerably desirable vagina.

I hit that chonk in various positions.

by Anonymous September 26, 2003

Chonky boi

Colloquial term used amongst herpers, amateur and academic alike, to endearingly describe particularly awe-inspiring individuals belonging to order Urodela, and generally referring to any individual of said order.

Zongol: hey, it’s been raining a ton, we should go see if there are any chonky bois in the forest tonight!
Sdvel: aye, me lad! I’ll be ready by 8:00pm, does that work for you?
Zongol: yep
Sdvel: cool :)
Zongol: it is cool

by Lord Zoltan February 22, 2021

chonkcoholic

a thing most likely a person that eats too much, over the limit and it doesn't get full, those kinds of people are called this.

my brother is a chonkcoholic bastard because he keeps eating everything like a dark hole. DAMN!

by Hugo Enrique Sanchez February 3, 2008

Conk

A piece of human trash.

Toby is a massive conk.

by Alex_Triple_Chin February 5, 2019