5 Second Cook

Someone who always makes microwaveable food, such as tv dinners and microwaveable pizzas, and considers it "excellent quality food". Can also be known as a 5 second chef.

For dinner tonight, my dad "made" us "quality" spaghetti, which was really just Stouffers. He's such a 5 second cook.

5 Second Cook by TehKingz August 7, 2010

JSDC/ Donei Cook 

The most amazing girl in the world! She is the most gorgeous in the universe!! She will blow you away with her looks!! She loves it when you look at her feet(; She's amazing, perfect, and many more. Plain and simple, shes amazing and im glad i know her and hope we date soon!!

Man JSDC/ Donei Cook is amazing!

JSDC/ Donei Cook by C-Mac69 October 8, 2011

Dane Cook 

One of the best comedians known in the 21st century. And if your actually stupid enough to think he's not funny...stfu

Guy 1: You like dane cook?
Guy 2: yeah.
Guy 1: he sucks
Guy 2: stfu.

Dane Cook by girl175897 January 18, 2009

Dane Cook 

1. Comedian/Actor
-BAMF
-Funny
-Amazing
-Sexy

2. A way to say someone has a Nice ass.

1. I was watching Dane Cook's Vicious Circle last night on Comedy Central. I laughed so hard I almost pissed my pants.

2. Man, Austin has a Dane Cook ass.

Dane Cook by ashtastic August 4, 2008

dane cook 

a "comedian" who is all the rage. he cant make a decent film, but his jokes are stuff regular people can relate with and just sit back and realize how funny everything really is. yeah, he takes jokes from other comedians less famous then him, but he preforms them aTON better and thats what makes him a superstar.

dane cook- There's always someone in every group of friends that nobody fucking likes. If you don't think so, then you're the person!

some dude- yeah i can totally relate to that! too bad therse noone in my group of friends, and its definetly not me..

dane cook by billboardkid June 30, 2008

DJ Cook 

A Youtuber who just exposes the obvious. Not even fake animal rescue channels

DJ Cook is boring to watch.

DJ Cook by Googer Kid November 30, 2020

loves to cook 

A girl who loves the cock

That girl LOVES to cook!!!

She loves to cook!!!

Other warped versions include chefs and other food-industry workers.

loves to cook by R-Lo November 17, 2003