Real Choppers

the truth, honestly or forreal

person 1: that girl right there bomb! but she got sumthin.

person 2: real talk?

person 3: real choppers.

by likeeduhh! May 3, 2008

lip-chipler

It is a fucking annoying mother fucker who puts too much lip chap on and they won't stop

Chance: you just put lip chap on 30 seconds ago
Lucas: so?
Chance: Slow down you fucking lip-chipler

by chance hoe September 8, 2016

turd chopper

A special knife dedicated to slice up the turd that's too big to flush.

Bloody hell, that was a big one. Just had to get the turd chopper out.

by manmarcoman May 17, 2016

Doodoo chopper

When having anal sex with woman the man would flail thier penis on her buttocks in a clockwise motion simulating a chopper.

She better let me crack a cold one with the boys or else in gonna have to give her a Doodoo chopper.

by Robert, Steve and Daniel June 12, 2017

Dirty clipper

Anything that when put in your mouth gives you bumps on your lips.

I asked him why he had a bump on his lip and he said it was from a dirty clipper

by Cj milwaukee June 26, 2017

half chopper

half cast.mixed race

mohammed's and lisa's son is half chopper

by nevtooold December 2, 2017

cloud clipper

When you think you have a chance with someone but they end up talking to someone else

girl 1- I was talking to Danny today and Justine came along and completely distracted Danny from me, now he doesn't want to talk to me.
Girl 2- Justine is such a cloud clipper

by salad_sexual August 4, 2018