Bobby Carrot

A "bobby carrot" is the act of inserting a carrot up the rectum and convincing others you can see perfectly in the dark.

Wait, I can see. I've been bobby carrotted by your mum.

by granny bukkake December 27, 2007

Baby carrot

A full grown man that can not in any situation get a girl to touch his very tiny penis that is smaller than a baby carrot

Dude your such a baby carrot

by Themilieiexpert November 30, 2016

Zombie Carrot

A penis after a string has been tied around the base of the shaft so it loses circulation and takes on a blueish hue.

Mark: hey man how was your night?
Dave: pretty awesome, I turned my penis into a zombie carrot

by McShlammer February 9, 2023

carrot peel

Someone who is very VERY skinny and is too orange.

Look at Mollie shes such a carrot peel.

by ashlin_james November 8, 2014

cunt carrot

A carrot that was used for vaginal masturbation, involving the carrot puncturing into the vagina.

Linda: "I used a carrot to masturbate last night, harry."
Harry: "Well then, that carrot is now a cunt carrot."

by kordru March 11, 2020

Kawaii carrot

A kawaii carrot is like a umpa lumpas pp it goes up your bum and you eat it after

I had such a good kawaii carrot

by Yiffinggurl241006 April 15, 2019

carrot boobs

when instead of drooping naturally, a pair of breasts point outward more than is reasonably expected. This phenomena indicates that the enitre breast--not just the nips--are pointing, seemingly defying Newtonian physics. Causes remain unknown.

My brother-in-law calls my wife "carrot boobs" because her breasts intermittenly poke out like nubby carrots. I hate that douche canoe.

by carrotboobs1278 December 9, 2008