by QueenPetty420 December 21, 2017
Performing the Cunnilingual arts with such a profound skill and vigor as to cause a woman to gyrate her hips uncontrollably, inevitably thrusting them upwards with orgasmic energy enough to knock the absolute fuck out of your greasy mug and send it flying back, potentially injuring both parties.
-Dude, what happened to your front teeth!?
- Man, I wath eating Sthathy's box out and that evil little bath'dard in the pink canoe reared up and thucker punched the thhid out'a me!
- Dude, you totally got canoe slapped!! Nice!
-Fuck you, I'm gay now...want a blowjob?
-Fine, but no teeth.
- Man, I wath eating Sthathy's box out and that evil little bath'dard in the pink canoe reared up and thucker punched the thhid out'a me!
- Dude, you totally got canoe slapped!! Nice!
-Fuck you, I'm gay now...want a blowjob?
-Fine, but no teeth.
by Someone who misses their balls September 16, 2015
by Big black bald man December 22, 2020
When your j or blunt does not burn properly on one side you say “it’s canoeing like a crack whore”. That’s because a crack whore will not let go of the pipe or dick to row the canoe properly.
This joint is canoeing like a crack whore.
by Jamica2020 September 22, 2020
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One perfect and beautiful girl. She will make your day with her glorious smile and eyes. You would believe that two stars have taken the place of her eyes. Also, her amazing attitude completes herself. She is a gift from God and praises him a lot. Julianna is also known as Julie to her friends. Julie is brave, beautiful, honest, smart, unique, and will stand up to protect who she loves and what she believes.
by TheManofyourdreams April 25, 2016