Leaky Canoe

An older woman that has lost partial control of her bladder and other bodily functions.

Poor Janice, after having 3 kids she’s become a bit of a leaky canoe. Now she buys depends in bulk at Costco.

by Swoods_e December 18, 2017

two seater douche canoe

One who is filled so much with douche that it would fit inside a two seater canoe.

That kid is the biggest kind of jerk. One might call him a two seater douche canoe

by SwagBadger August 28, 2012

Douche canoe

A fuckhead that is the size of a small boat.

My ex boss was such a douche canoe. She constantly lied about staff behind their back.

by Peaches&Boo January 10, 2017

Bought a canoe

Euphemism for deceit, or going on the run. In reference to the John Darwin disappearance case, who was presumed drowned after his canoe was found washed up on the NE coast of England in 2002, and whose fraud was exposed by a smiling photograph of him and his wife in a Panamanian real estate agency in 2007. His wife had collected £250000 on John's life insurance policy.

'Have you seen Chris lately?' 'No but I heard the the cops were looking for him, so maybe he bought a canoe'

'Sharon is worried that Dave is cheating on her with Ronnie, do you know anything?' 'Well, I'm not saying he's bought a canoe but i have seen them together'

by Batatz March 8, 2024

Cano

A much who can build a house but can’t build a bench!

Omg he’s such a cano

by Jung kookie July 22, 2023

Douche Canoe

A person that on regular basis acts in a non polite away, typically a man, trying to repeatedly (just like you are paddling a canoe down the river) hurt you, usually doing or saying things out of spite, or spreading rumors that are not even accurate.

Hameed is such a douche canoe. Every week something new!

by JasonC123 August 14, 2021

pink canoe

a vagina, lady bits, beaver, front butt, or any other name for a biological woman's private parts.

I can't wait to paddle your pink canoe later!

by Avid Canoe Enthusiast June 29, 2023