pigeon canoe

The opening of the labia (canoe) with the clitoris slightly protruding (pigeon).

I went down on Suzy and she’s got one nice pigeon canoe.

by Blazeracer May 3, 2018

douche canoe

a person whom is a level above you’re average douchebag. the ultimate douche.

Brenden is sure a douche canoe when it comes to dealing with girls.

by 103937;727261783 January 26, 2018

Douche canoe

A fuckhead that is the size of a small boat.

My ex boss was such a douche canoe. She constantly lied about staff behind their back.

by Peaches&Boo January 10, 2017

Douche Canoe

your grade-a, classical fuck boy, typical douche who has earned the title of douche canoe

Huber, you're a fucking douche canoe! Stop looking up child pornography!

by Pv35 February 2, 2017

Deuce canoe

When your turd lays on the bowl, goes down into the water, and then comes back out of the bowl like how a canoe floats on water.

Tom: OMG. I just dropped a deuce canoe.
Jim: A....what?
Tom: A massive deuce so big that needed its own paddle.

by LT1VegaGT December 30, 2019

Roof Canoe

someone who is utterly useless at their sole purpose

Julia is a roof canoe at cooking.

by roofcanoe May 1, 2020

Roof Canoe

someone who is utterly useless at their sole purpose

Julia is a roof canoe at cooking

by roofcanoe May 1, 2020