Definitions by LT1VegaGT

Deuce canoe 

When your turd lays on the bowl, goes down into the water, and then comes back out of the bowl like how a canoe floats on water.

Tom: OMG. I just dropped a deuce canoe.
Jim: A....what?
Tom: A massive deuce so big that needed its own paddle.

Deuce canoe by LT1VegaGT December 30, 2019