Closet Bitch

One who doesn't seem like a bitch but secretly is.

"You know Rachel?"
"Oh yeah. Isn't she the nicest person out there or something?"
"I know right. That's what I thought at first but I saw her beat some chick at the grocery store just cause she looked at her man."
"What a closet bitch."

by josafo January 2, 2009

Closet Mudshark

A white chick that may possess a hidden sexual fascination and infatuation with black men. Typically this type of female may be outspoken with her dislike of blacks in the presence of friends, and may act overtly racist, but her actions indicate otherwise.

Debbie acts like she is a true racist sometimes. I've been with her when she is watching tv and sees blacks on the tube, and she shouts out 'niggers!' But at the same time, she appears to be immersed in black culture. She loves rap/hip-hop which can be as ghetto as it gets! As well as other black music. On her Facebook site, all of her 'likes' are black athletes. And she likes to hang out in dance clubs that are frequented by blacks! And I've seen her get pretty flirty with black men as well at these clubs!

I think Debbie is a Closet Mudshark when it comes down to it!

by keen observer1 March 23, 2011

golden closet

When someone comes out as gay, and the celebration is made an occasion including watersports as a main feature.

I heard Jimmy got a golden closet the other day. I know because his hair still reeked.

by Fayd'sNotFunny December 7, 2016

closet

container for tom cruise

OMG! The weird-ass scientologist still refuses to leave the closet!

by Stephan Hill September 4, 2006

play one's cards close to one's chest

To keep to oneself, to be secretive, to be very cautious in one's dealing with people and giving nothing much or nothing at all away. (As if one were playing cards and not permitting anyone to see any of the cards.)

"He is very cautious. He plays his cards close to his chest."

"You seem to be playing your cards close to your vest."

"Roy likes to play his cards close to his chest"

"To play one's cards close to one's chest is not nice etiquette"

by aussieboy322 June 6, 2009

closet slut

a person who has sex with multiple people, but acts innocent, as if they are a virgin

that girl has sex with like 300 people, but she acts like an angel, she's a closet slut

by peahcesinnorthdakota August 6, 2008

out of the closet

When one returns from Narnia to the real world

Peter Pevensie: Where are we?
Susan Pevensie: Crap, we've just come out of the closet

by Ninjachick56 February 25, 2011