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International Buttstretcher Day

A holiday celebrated every August 4, enacted by cs188 in 2016. Not much is known about it, but as the day's name suggests it likely involves stretching butts.
"WOO-HOO! It's International Buttstretcher Day, ha-ha-ha-ha! Awww yeah......awww yeah......"
by Arrceeay June 28, 2019
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butt buccaneer

A reference to homesexual activity.

Very similar to: mixing your peanut butter, playing dump truck, doing the chocolate cha cha, fishing for brown trout, and dinner mashing.
Brian is known around work as a butt buccaneer.
by tv1827 July 27, 2010
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Butt Welding

When two men have so much sex that the receiving partners cheeks get stuck together from the dried man juice like two piece of metal that have been welded. Also a manufacturing term.
Guy: Last night I was with Brian and I Butt Welded him.
Other Person: What is that?
Guy: I came really hard and after I pulled out, he didn't wash his cheeks properly so the next morning his butt crack was stuck shut.
Other Person: I am your Grandmother, why would you tell me about Butt Welding?
by I.B. Bangin' September 5, 2013
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butt buy

When one inadvertently purchases an app or in-app item from one's "smart" phone while it remains in his or her pocket.
Sebastian had to email Groupon to cancel his order of a 10-Speed Waterproof Vibrator after he accidently butt bought it.

Liz made a butt buy of 22222 Boosters in Candy Crush Saga.
by phehr May 27, 2014
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Butt Batter

Simply put, explosive, liquid shits. Often induced from too much alcohol and poor dietary choices.
Never again will I consume that much tequila. I've got some firey butt batter today. It's so explosive I'll need to perform a peripheral wipe when I'm done.
by Eaton Holgoode November 23, 2016
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blair betts

One of the best penalty killers around. Will throw his body in front of anything. Wins face-offs as easily as stealing candy from a baby. Pretty bad ass.
Bob: Wow! You just stopped a slapshot going 90 mph!

Bill: Yea, I pulled a real blair betts.
by bettsy19 January 5, 2008
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prawn butt

When your anus gets a engorged hemorrhoid poking past the sphincter that looks like a prawn (an aquatic decapod crustacean similar to a shrimp) from forced anal sex in prison.
"Damn, I got prawn butt after being raped in prison, yo." Rudy
by Rudeeeey February 23, 2011
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