Burberry

Clothing for the peasant underclass, who only wear it as all their gelled fringed sporty spice mates wear it.

Nova driver crash helmets

Move away from my car you scumbag I don't want burberry stains on it.

by doffer June 1, 2004

Burberry

Vile. Worn by townie/scallies. Hideous pattern which, when warn, comes complete with bad boy accent "innit!"

"Ey like ma cap"
"aye tis burberry INNIT"
Both : "Aaaaaye!"

by Lauren January 18, 2004

The Bruce Willis

A sex act in which a bald man inserts his head in a woman's vagina. Coined on the podcast "The Glory Hole" on Riotcast.com

"THe Bruce Willis is a sex act in which a bald man inserts his head in a woman's vagina

by see-rod June 12, 2012

burberry

overpriced nasty clothing worn by english football hooligans and other morons so that they can identify each other and start fights.

some burberry wearers will opt for just a scarf or baseball cap - but there are a select brand who consider themselves to be 'pure' and will not wear anything else. often this leads to problems as without any means of identifying which football team they support 'pure' burberry wearers will end up getting the shit kicked out of them even by people who support the same team.

i'm not a hooligan, i wear it cos it looks smart

you're just jealous cos' you haven't got a baseball cap wot cost £90

by noodlé December 19, 2003

burberry

Clothing company owned by Argos-owning GUS.

(plaid is spelt p-l-a-i-d you numpties)

"Wow, no wonder GUS are trading high this year, they've tapped the market in Britain by selling townie twats burberry clothing and cheap, gaudy gold jewellery."

by Zippy November 1, 2003

barcedes

cooler filled full of alcohol at a Mercedes Benz car's trunk...

Let go party at my barcedes....!

by francoy209 June 20, 2011

burberry

a brand of clothing now only worn by townie twats

"merrrr, check out mi burbri hat innit, hey look at them fuckin goffiks wiv ther individualism, let's hate em"

by i hate you September 12, 2003