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Brayden Shit

A massive shit that takes anywhere from 30 minutes to an hour.
Hey where's Alex? Oh he's gonna be gone for a while, he's taking a Brayden Shit.
by CrazyRuler September 3, 2023
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brayden

a brayden is someone who’s very sweet, kind and puts his whole heart into things but you see, brayden’s never really good at showing it. so often in a relationship with a brayden, you might not quite feel it but he loves you with everything he is. if you get a brayden, don’t ever let him go. but brayden’s also very easily get overwhelmed and are MAJOR flirts, so try not to overdo it with a brayden and you’ll have a husband for life. brayden’s are also very sporty and seem very shy at first but when you get to know them they’re the most loud, obnoxious, beautiful people. brayden’s are fun to joke around with and can very easily keep a secret but opening up to a brayden is a different story! they will listen with open ears and a hug ready for you, but after everything they never really know what to say. but sometimes their simple answers are the only thing you need.
“that’s brayden right there!” “omg!! i love him, he’s the biggest sweetheart.
by Plsfuncoolgood June 20, 2023
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kenneth braden

Is smart attractive and very loving man. If you have him in your life then hold on tight. He’s a one of a kind man. Don’t let his sweet handsome face fool you. He’s a beast in the inside. I’d love to have my own Kenneth Braden
That’s Kenneth Braden sure is amazing
by Susiequetoyou February 8, 2018
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Sexy Brayden

When one named Brayden, performs a sexual act, while screaming/singing Lil Nas X from a very crappie IPhone 13 Pro.
“Oh man dude, I just did a Sexy Brayden with the neighbor, sorry if I was too loud.”
by Balls In Your Jaws September 16, 2021
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Joe Braden

The leader of the 2022 rat armada.
Joe braden and his many rats stumbled down the hill.
by Altavena December 7, 2022
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Alexis and Branden

Sex all week
by Careald November 14, 2017
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Alexander Race Brandenburg

Nigga foot is having big feet
His feet are huge he must have Alexander Race Brandenburg
by Ahhh nigga foot June 18, 2019
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