Giga GOAT of football. Known for her perfect technique. Creates beauty in the midfield. Humble and stands up for her teammates. Uses her mother's surname. Brings glory to the world of football. Described as "pure elegance" on the field.
Who had the best 2023 ever?
Aitana Bonmatí. She won the World Cup with Spain, Champions League with Barcelona, World Cup Golden Ball, Primera División title, Supercopa, Supercopa MVP, UEFA Player of the Year, and Ballon d'Or... ALL IN 2023.
Aitana Bonmatí. She won the World Cup with Spain, Champions League with Barcelona, World Cup Golden Ball, Primera División title, Supercopa, Supercopa MVP, UEFA Player of the Year, and Ballon d'Or... ALL IN 2023.
by chFree77 October 30, 2023
Get the Aitana Bonmatí mug.The Bongcloud Opening is an aggressive and sound chess opening, championed by many including Fischer, Tal, Capablanca and Kasparov, that starts with e4, e5 and Ke2!!
This opening develops the King to a good spot and allows White to control the center with his king preventing Black from using the weak d3 and f3 squares to attack White's king. White also gains a tempo, which may lead to Zugzwang later, as after Qe1!, forming a King and Queen battery, an Xray attack on Black's King is threatened and Black has to waste a move to respond. Other benefits of the opening include the negation of Back-rank mates as the King is no longer on the back rank and that Black will most likely overextend his pieces in an attempt to launch an assault on the safe White King.
Lack of documentation on the opening forces Black to get out of the book immediately and blunder with moves like Nf6??.
This opening develops the King to a good spot and allows White to control the center with his king preventing Black from using the weak d3 and f3 squares to attack White's king. White also gains a tempo, which may lead to Zugzwang later, as after Qe1!, forming a King and Queen battery, an Xray attack on Black's King is threatened and Black has to waste a move to respond. Other benefits of the opening include the negation of Back-rank mates as the King is no longer on the back rank and that Black will most likely overextend his pieces in an attempt to launch an assault on the safe White King.
Lack of documentation on the opening forces Black to get out of the book immediately and blunder with moves like Nf6??.
by orphamiel October 28, 2013
Get the Bongcloud mug.A leg kick to the extreme upper region of the human body (i.e. cranium).
It is noted that it takes on this resemblance in mid flight, looking like a whip made of meat with two large segments of bone to give it tinsel strength.
Also noted that a successful boney meat whip often cause such side effects in the receiver: concussion, fainting, temporal loss of all motor skills and headache.
It is noted that it takes on this resemblance in mid flight, looking like a whip made of meat with two large segments of bone to give it tinsel strength.
Also noted that a successful boney meat whip often cause such side effects in the receiver: concussion, fainting, temporal loss of all motor skills and headache.
"I don't know if he can get through that guard Mitch he... OMFG he boney meat whipped him through his guard and that is it ladies and gentlemen. That man is going home tonight."
"Man in all my years Bob I will never grow tired of watching one man boney meat whip another grown ass man into the hellish world of technical knockout."
"Indeed Mitch, well that was an excellent KO to leave our audience with, make sure to tune in tomorrow as the mangler goes up against Jake "the jackhammer" Neilson."
BOTH-"Goodnight everyone."
"Man in all my years Bob I will never grow tired of watching one man boney meat whip another grown ass man into the hellish world of technical knockout."
"Indeed Mitch, well that was an excellent KO to leave our audience with, make sure to tune in tomorrow as the mangler goes up against Jake "the jackhammer" Neilson."
BOTH-"Goodnight everyone."
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