sea of bitterness

A long depressing book that shouldn't be forced upon poor students to study and write long droll essays on...

"I've been assigned a sea of bitterness. Here comes long sleepless nights again...."

by MMX November 23, 2013

carpet biter

a lesbian...usually the 'Fluff' rather than the 'Butch' (See also "Flannel Shirt")

You could tell that Debbie and Veronica are hot for each other....They're both a couple of notorious carpet biters.

by Velos April 11, 2004

binker

a short, ripped kid who doesn't take any crap and says, "Che watever, I do wat i want."

look at that binker, he's huge.

by Troy Binken January 26, 2004

Bickering over the blue sky

When someone invents spurious arguments or seeks disharmony through contradiction or exageration with the sole aim of annoying the other relentlessly.

The wish to constantly upset the other using any verbal means possible.

It is the endlessness of the antagonism that elevates it above a mere Arguvate, Hissy Fit or Tantrum.

Example 1
Tourist: "Look at the yellow sand we are walking on!"
Young Woman: "What sand?"
Tourist: "The sand we are walking on!!!"
Young Woman: "That's not sand, it's beach soil... and it's not yellow!"
Tourist: "Please... don't start Bickering over the Blue Sky with me"
Young Woman: "I'm not!"

Example 2
Friend: "How was your holiday?"
Tourist: "Terrible... we Bickered over the blue sky for 2 weeks solid"
Friend: "Sorry Bro... sounds like she didn't want to be with you"

by Alt Dot October 2, 2010

Bitterwoman

Just like a bitterman, only female

The bitterwoman in the paper who insisted on denegrating the unemployed for seeking and using benefits are every bit as sour as her bitterman companions.

by Twin of Henry Rollins January 22, 2011

Bitterfinger

The lingering smell and taste of a finger after it's been removed from somebody's anus.

Guy 1: I can't believe you stuck your finger in her ass dude!

Guy 2: Yeah, let us smell it!

Guy 3: Nobody better lay a finger on my Bitterfinger!

by Mr. Pimento December 9, 2011

bittertude

bit-ter-tude (bih-tur-tood) noun 1. An ascerbic insulting comment, usually pre-programmed and lacking originality, doled out automatically when engaged in social, personal or political discourse by bitter people with bitter minds. 2. A bland, uninspired invective which serves to further the quality of the debate/argument/position not a single iota.

Examples of bittertudes:"Wake up, people." (usually spelled in all caps oftentimes with multiple punctuation marks), "Oh look, another libtard/conservatard" or any portmanteau involving the word retarded, "You actually believe the 'lame-stream media'?" and similar insipid rhymed-word substitution, "People who like Twilight fan-fiction need to be shot.", "Obama is a socialist, Marxist, Communist, Muslim, space-alien demon warlock sent from Mars to destroy America.", "Dem dere Mexicans need to start speakin' 'Merican or git outta dis country!" as well as racial slurs in general, and any comment involving the drinking of Kool-aid in reference to the Jonestown Massacre.

by markolai January 21, 2013