bittertude

bit-ter-tude (bih-tur-tood) noun 1. An ascerbic insulting comment, usually pre-programmed and lacking originality, doled out automatically when engaged in social, personal or political discourse by bitter people with bitter minds. 2. A bland, uninspired invective which serves to further the quality of the debate/argument/position not a single iota.

Examples of bittertudes:"Wake up, people." (usually spelled in all caps oftentimes with multiple punctuation marks), "Oh look, another libtard/conservatard" or any portmanteau involving the word retarded, "You actually believe the 'lame-stream media'?" and similar insipid rhymed-word substitution, "People who like Twilight fan-fiction need to be shot.", "Obama is a socialist, Marxist, Communist, Muslim, space-alien demon warlock sent from Mars to destroy America.", "Dem dere Mexicans need to start speakin' 'Merican or git outta dis country!" as well as racial slurs in general, and any comment involving the drinking of Kool-aid in reference to the Jonestown Massacre.

by markolai January 21, 2013

buttertude

A girl who would be really hot if it weren't for her horrible attitude.

That hot girl's a bitch, what a buttertude.

by Stevo May 24, 2004

bittertweet

To post a negative tweet from the web site Twitter.

After John's movie was given a poor review he quickly posted a bittertweet against the author from his Twitter account.

by Zebjr September 30, 2009

bittertweet

The act of sending a tweet in which the user reflects on a sentimental moment of their life, i.e. a graduation, the end of a life period, or the passing of a loved one.

"OMG No longer in high school!!! Gonna miss it but moving on to bigger and better things!"

"RIP Grampa Joe. You lived a great long life but I'm glad you're in a better place now."

"All these bittertweets are bumming me out, man."

by SamSJS June 22, 2012

biebertude

justin beiber like attitude or the liking of such an attitude, abhorred by all sane individuals and a good deal of the loonies too. it is recommended that at the first sign of beibertude you would be committed to a insane asylum.it is a highly contagious disease but however is not to be confused with the far more serious delirium of beiber fever.

guy flicks hair
friend-wow there is some serious "biebertude", lets get you to the hospital before it fully blown beiber fever

by foukyuk March 14, 2011