Blake

A young man who typically shorter and stays more secluded than others might. Loves to listen to music and only wears shorts. He comes from a very good looking family and shares those same looks. Even though quite handsome only talks to one girl at a time making sure to not come off as a jackass. going back to a Blake's family, they usually reside in a high atop castle in the suburbs of Kentucky(Kinda like the Walt disney one).

Girl: "I'd love to talk to Blake but he is already talking to some girl and I can't even reach him in his suburban tower."

by CollinEsmier :) September 25, 2022

Blake

A Blake is a 6 foot plus man that will have sex with a mango if the opportunity is present. and has a phobia Quad Xl Giga niggas he also likes to stick he’s pp In to flaming hot coals and likes candle wax on he’s gooch. His best friend is a gnome from narnia, he listens to Michael Jackson’s sex tape with his son blanket to fall asleep at night

#IFuckedBillCilnton
#AndTheMonStarsFromSpaceJam
#real
#TheQuadXLGigaNiggaTouchedMe
#ILikedIt

That dude is a total Blake(while jerking off in a bag of beef jerky with hand sanitizer)

by QuadXLGigaNigga November 27, 2022

Blake

When you try to kick a goal but miss either VERY badly or it just glances the goalposts.

Guy 1“OH MAN I JUST BLAKED THAT SHOT.”
Guy 2 “Man I hate when that happens bro.”

by Girlfriend repellent October 14, 2022

Blake

silent but deadly.

“There’s Blake.”
“Nice.”

by Ijustwanttodie October 30, 2022

Blake

huge penis

I have a Blake

by anonymous February 23, 2023

Blake

A very enjoyable and kind woman, one who holds their own and is themselves no matter the odds.

A wonderful woman

1: Man, Blake is awesome
2: Agreed.

by QuincyQuinn March 9, 2023

blake

blake is the best guy around. hes sweet, funny, cute and handsome. he can make anyone laugh no matter how bad of a day they are having. he can make anyone smile. his dick is huge. i mean humongous. gigantic. monstrous. girthy asf. enormous. colossal. his smile is the cutest thing you will ever see. he is the sweetest guy and would hit a woman for you. blake is a very lovable guy and he has bitches on his dick 24/7. he is a strong beefy guy who will carry you over his shoulder if you try to fight someone

any person: i love blake hes my best friend
me: gruesomely kills them

by iloveblake420 May 26, 2023