Queer folk who join the Metro and have bursts of angry fits when they disagree with you on something, resulting in a page long argument of which most people are not able to understand.
Beware of the Bigcanadiano, for it stalks young women by writing disturbing love letters to them. The Bigcanadiano resembles the original batman, with a much wider face.
If you are ever to encounter a Bigcanadiano on online forums, contact your head admin immediately.
If one has just posted something that he/she thinks is intelligent because of the variety of unknown words:
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'