Queer folk who join the Metro and have bursts of angry fits when they disagree with you on something, resulting in a page long argument of which most people are not able to
understand.
Beware of the Bigcanadiano, for it stalks young women by writing disturbing
love letters to them. The Bigcanadiano resembles the original batman, with a much wider face.
If you are ever to encounter a Bigcanadiano on online forums, contact your head admin
immediately.