dirty Austinite

wannabe hippies that have not grow up to be normally functioning adults in Austin society; they are characterized by their radical political and social belief systems including saving endangered species such as whales by campaigning on the Drag and Congress Avenue and being animal rights activists by being vegan; they have filthy dreadlocks, smell worse than the urine of a dehydrated alcoholic, don't shave (i.e. women don't shave their legs or underarms), have most of their exposed body covered in tattoos, extremely large piercings and normally live in clans (aka coops)

I was upset that the dirty Austinite did not wash his hands when he prepared my meal at Thundercloud Subs in order to save the environment by not using water.

by havealovelyday September 24, 2009

Austin

Total dweeb. Will rush pike and gain a little more than the freshman 15. Hasn't figured out how to properly groom his facial hair, and smells a bit like fish. Beady eyes that will for sure creep you out. Rocks the double chin. Has a crush on his mom but will never admit it, like ever. Needs to trim his nails all the time. Always is saying, "if you smelt it you dealt it", even though he TOTALLY dealt it. Overall a real jackass, 0/10, would avoid.

Austin is the reason I say "don't rush pike".

by ilovepike December 26, 2017

Austin

An amazing guy who lights my world. Beautiful blue eyes with a smile that never wipes off his face to match. The best guitar player I've ever heard, with a a hidden talent for building, and love of Hockey. He acts like a real tough guy but when you get to know him, he holds you so sweetly in his arms, and his little kisses will make your heart melt. You always want to spend time with him, nobody hates him. He will always be making a person smile/laugh when in his presence. He respects everybody even if he doesn't like them. When he loves, he does it with all of his heart and will treat you like the princess you've never known you were!

When a guy just gives you a look and you know right away he's a genuine guy, he's like Austin.

by BabyLove123 September 30, 2012

Austin

1. The capital of Texas.

2. Live music capital of the world.

1. President Bush was the Governor of Texas from Austin.

2. Austin City Limits Music Festival is coming up soon, so go buy tickets.

by RYAN July 23, 2004

Astin

A fucking dumbass.Very rude.Has no friends.

Astin has no friends:(

by Kat.D June 4, 2020

Austin

A backstabbing piece of shit who said he would want you and only you for the rest of his life then ghosts you and doesn’t tell you why. Never ever trust a fucking Austin. They’re all pieces of shit. They’re heart breakers and I hope they never find love. Austin’s only exist to hurt you. I trusted one, and he broke me.

I fucking hate Austin.

by Ifuckinghateyouaustin March 1, 2020

austin powers

To get your car stuck in a tight parking spot such that it is nearly impossible to drive out.

Yo, you are Austin Powers'd, both bumpers are touching cars!

by Hebotron December 28, 2005