perfect attendance

when you dont miss a day of smoking marijuana.

"ay man you wanna burn today?"
"you kno im bout perfect attendance, light it up"

by lakai6721 February 4, 2013

Fright Attendant

an over 50, unattractive frowing flight attendant

How was your flight?

It was OK but you should have seen the fright attendant. She looked like the lunch lady at school.

by f2xtimes November 11, 2014

Private Dick Peter at attention

An erect penis.

Mary: You look like a military man today! John: Do you mean my Private Dick Peter at attention?

by pentozali February 18, 2010

Fuck You Attendant

The Fuck You Attendant is the bridesmaid or groomsman in your wedding party who takes up space so that you do not have to include a relative you do not like. The Fuck You Attendant is usually chosen shortly after the disliked relative states that they expect to be involved in the ceremony.

I know I'm just the Fuck You Attendant, but I'm so excited to be part of your big day! By the way, your sister is pouting at table 7.

by OhDon'tYouWish July 27, 2010

Fishing For Attention

When an attention whore deliberately goes looking for attention by complaining about how shitty their life is in order for a dumb motherfucker to compliment.

"I'm a horrible person."

"Someone's fishing for attention lmao"

by Weeb678 October 5, 2018

attention whore

Every woman ever born

Southern California is full of attention whores

by pfused May 20, 2004

attention whore

You're all wrong. Most of them are men pretending to be little hot girls with pictures pulled off internet sites. They do anything for attention, hoping for some CYBARZ SEXORZ

OmG I AM SO HAWT N HORNY PLZ FUK ME!111

by Definer. December 15, 2004