Allen is really bored

A group of border hoppers
Women
And a
Monkey

Allen is really bored is cool

by Cooldark February 28, 2024

matthew allen bratton

Matthew a bratton is a good dude. Honest and fun to be around. Nice at all times but if you cross them it will be bad. Fire in the bedroom and giving lover.

A matthew Allen bratton is a great person and a amazing lover.

by I lost him April 15, 2020

Allen

He may not be the most beautiful or amazing person, but there is one thing that makes him the best.
Allen, he doesn't get shot. If you want more information, read the most popular Allen page.

"Did allen get shot?" -Jon Arbuckle
"No." -Jon Cena
"How do you know?" -Jon Arbuckle
"It is scientifically impossible for Allen to be shot. It just can't happen" -Jon Cena
"WHY THOUGH!" -Jon Arbuckle
"Because that's what Allen is. An unshootable being." -Jon Cena
"fair enough." -Jon Arbuckle

by this creature August 15, 2023

allen

creap, foot fetish typed of person.

Allen is adicted to seeing feet

by Emma23567890-= April 20, 2024

Lucy Allen

Certified goof,nerd and Disney fan

Lucy Allen is a hottie

by anonymous May 24, 2022

allen russell

The Greatest Pro Wrestler Of All Time, The Man The Myth & The Legend.

That dude is a total Allen Russell. Also the greatest at everything. BITCH.....

by giv a fuc November 29, 2017

Allen Key

A state of mind that can only be reached through the consumption of copious amounts of ketamine.

You may feel the urge to dismantle and reassemble IKEA furniture or adjust several bike seats with your head.

Person 1: "I am an Allen Key, put me back in the toolbox, babe"

Person 2 (Gandhi): "You need to stop taking horse tranquillisers my child, man is not meant to become small hand tools"

Person 1: "Pffft...whatever it's Allen Keyin' time, I'm boutta Allen Key all over this joint, I'm comin' for your sockets MOTHERLICKA!"

by GammonMuncher69 July 11, 2024