Alan

He is very energetic and fun.He may get very aggressive but he is fun to be around.If you ever meet a Alan make sure to be nice.
Alan is hitting her!!Oh wait she called Gina b*txh
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Alan will bang ur mum twice inside a caravan if he sees one more urban dictionary shit
Alan got Chlamydia from ur mum
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Alan will bang ur mum twice next to a fire if he sees one more urban dictionary post
Alan has gotten Chlamydia from ur mum
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Alan

Your typical Scottish old man that is very aggressive
Alan has an intense very sexual relationship with Ben Hunt
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The bestest alien in the whole world.
Me: love you Alan
Alan: u 2
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Alan is a fat mother fucker who eats on the daily base!
Michal is better that him!
He is a pussy who cant fight.
He cant play football or any sport.
Alan is a bitch!
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The hottest, cutest person on the planet. Will always make you laugh. He is funny, cute and smart all at once .
Person 1: Wow I'm so lucky to have Alan as a friend
Person 2: Yeah that's true he is amazing
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