Axe Murderer

The worst, most vicious, evil, brutal, wicked, and violent type of killer you could possibly encounter. A killer whose murders are brutal and wicked, often kills with either an axe, gun, or explosive device, and whose murders leave a wickedly gruesome, graphic, and messy scene as if the victim were chopped to pieces with an axe.
The murder scene was gruesome, wicked, and looked like the victim was chopped up and ripped apart with an axe. The victim was murdered by an axe murderer.
by He who knows11 March 26, 2022
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Axe-ice chill

A sent of Axe deodorant, it smells like frozen lemon and eucalyptus. A good sent, unto which a great many noble men seem to enjoy to thy fullest.
P1: Hey bro, I played Minecraft for 30 hours recently.
P2: good thing you have axe-ice chill deodorant to keep you fresher than a blue loli.
P1: indeed my fellow manly degenerate!
by Diiiamond April 7, 2022
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Axing Out

when someone manipulative gaslights you and fails miserably, and then gets upset when you call them out, they are axing out.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN! I NEVER EVEN GASLIT YOU!
Bro you are totally axing out rn.
by cooldude69pro August 9, 2024
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Beavers Axe

A concept or suggestion that in practice would in fact be beneficial, but only in a negligible attribute or change.

as in you change or introduce something that leads to an objectively positive effect, but the effect is functionally redundant , possibly due to the original subject having the means to perform whichever task the suggestion was aiming for, or outside negatives/positives balancing its effect out.

The suggestion may also even harm the subject when effecting or effected by other factors of the subject or its surroundings (physically or broadly).

I'm not smart so I cant think of a specific example, but you fellas get the picture!

The term stems from the fact that an axe wielding beaver already has the biological means to cut down a tree, and must now either redundantly use an axe, or even inefficiently fumble about with the axe due to its stupid animal PAW hands. Beavers can barely hold axes, also their weak.

Anyways, a beavers axe is at best neutral, and at worst less convenient.
"I mean sure the bill made my rent 50 dollars cheaper, but my utility's are still shooting up. Its just a beavers axe, Ya know?" Said Ned Flanders, in his unexpected Guest Star role on "Urban Dictionary".
by ManifestationOfEveryGayThought December 29, 2024
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I ate the axe

A different way of saying "I hate the blacks" without sounding racist. Used to bypass filtering system in games (mostly roblox)
Person 1: "I ate the axe"
Person 2: "Well damn"
by anonymous April 28, 2024
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Ax Wounde

It's a pussy!
Last night I bottomed out in that Ax Wounde!
by Pussy Killa February 18, 2010
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Blegg Axe Killer

Someone who kills axes. They have many backstories, but here's one:

Belgg Axe-Killer

Height: 6'3"

Weight: 200lbs
Sex: Male

Bio:
Belgg Axe-Killer is a human-elf mix. He was always shunned by his peers and looked down upon for having mixed blood. After Belgg reached adulthood he joined the military hoping to earn everyone's respect, however he was kicked out for his aggressiveness towards axes. However when the Holy War came around, they called upon every person in the kingdom to take up arms, and Belgg once again joined the military. After much success he became one of Idroyn's best generals and earned the respect of his peers. At a party the king held, Belgg met the king's daughter Marya, and they fell in love. They got married and eventually they ruled over Idroyn. Together they had a son named Telphyt
Blegg Axe-Killer (Adj): "I saw Blegg Axe Killer in my shed yesterday. He was killing all my axes"
by Blegg Axe-Killer October 25, 2017
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