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Jet Life 

To exit a situation quickly, to leave in a fly manner.
To get somewhere quickly.
Dude 1: Yo that thug just had to Jet Life out of there.

Dude 2: Man that was so fly.

Dude 1: Only way to bounce, the Jet Life way
Jet Life by Dkalli77 June 7, 2011
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Get a Life 

The most frequent responce to Karl when his mouth opens and words come out.
Karl: "I am a good foosball player"

Anyone: GET A LIFE!!!
Get a Life by big fan February 6, 2003

meaning of life 

The meaning of life is whatever illusion has managed to gain a hold of your cognitive senses. In fact the term should be the 'meanings of life'. Religious illusions are very resilient to reason, which is why they quickly and easily gain a hold of most people's brain power.
Only human cognition can come up with such a question about the meaning of life and expect an answer. Answers come in the form of memes, which replicate themselves or die in a Darwinian 'only the strongest survive' abstract environment. None of the memes have any association with reality, because reality is inaccessible to us. We human have only our sensory perceptions and neural interpretations.

Mid life crisis 

when you and a less talented friend go skiing/snowboarding and when you go down the hill, your friend goes first and you wait for them to wipe out somewhere in the middle, referred to as their "mid life crisis" to go down after them to avoid crashing into them.
snowboarder 1: see ya at at the bottom!

Snowboarder 2: ok, wait till my mid life crisis to come down after me, with my suckish skills i'd probably get in your way if you went down any sooner.

Snowboarder 1: true.
Mid life crisis by bengals56 March 7, 2010

Book of the Thug Life 

The Book of the Thug Life is in the progress of being written by the thuggest dude himself, Schmurr or Due Sette. It's a memoir/biography of all the things Due Sette has seen in his life or knows he will have to face. Also featured in the book are all the typical situations a thug might have to encounter and the proper response. The table of contents goes as follows:
Chapter-
1. How To Know You're Legit
2. What Is a Thug?
3. Why You Wish You Were a Thug
4. The Thug Life
5. Why Most People Can't Handle The Thug Life
6. Hop Off the Term Thug If You Are Not a Thug
7. Why I Am a Thug(My Biographical Reference)
8. Who Can Stop a Thug(Nobody)
9. Rule #1 of a Thug
10. The Thug Life Rules
11. What To Do When You Encounter...?

This is the official preview of the next big thing in the literature business. This is all you can see until it is actually written.
Explicit content is used and it is strongly advised that the book should not be read by all.
I wish I was a thug so I'm going to go out and buy the Book of the Thug Life.

crackle to life 

farting, farts AKA: 'crackled to life'
i pray these beans make my buttle crackle to life

they were socking it home after eating mexican, when her buttle crackled to life