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St. John's Prep

A high school located in Astoria, Queens. This school is affiliated with St. John's University and the students are all from different parts of the city. Many ethnic groups go to the school: Greeks, Italians, Blacks, Whites, Hispanics, Poles, and Asians. The school's academic system consists of four different levels. The level you get put in is determined by your 8th grade average and a special placement test. Each level has a diffferent difficulty. Level 1-Remedial, Level 2-Average, Level 3-Regents, and Level 4-Honors.

Most of the students are in level 2. However, the next highest people are in level 1. Usually, there's only 1 or 2 Honors and Regents classes per year. Most of the teachers at the school are pretty good instructors. Some of them have even been there for 20 years or more.

Despite the fact that the school is very good for high academic achievers, there's the social problems of the school. Sadly, many of the students are rap-loving imbeciles who will make fun of you if you're intelligent or if they consider you a nerd. Infact, some of them pick on other students for no real reason at all. Many of the sensible students are in Honors and Regents. Not too many are in the levels below.

There is also the problem of fights. This year, there were over 4 fights in the Freshman year alone. There have also been two freshmen expelled.

Despite all this, the school is still pretty good.
*The Ditmars Blvd. station in Astoria.*

Chris: Hey, that kid is wearing navy blue pants and a white shirt. He must go to St. John's Prep.

Jimmy: I hear that school's pretty good. I might send my son there.
by King of Inland June 29, 2007
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frosty john

The act of a man masturbating himself to climax in a urinal in a club, usually because his date has ditched him and it is slim pickings for sloppy seconds.
'So she hooked up with somebody else then? What did you do?
'Well everyone else out looked like Russian female weightlifters so I just has a frosty john in the toilets.'
'At least you got a happy ending then bro.'
by little manboy September 20, 2015
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Pull A John Edwards

1) To cheat at something. Maybe a video game, Spades, a card game, or a race.

2) To bang another lady while your rightfully married partner is unable to react to the situation, for whatever reason.

3) To try to do something great for the public to hide how big of a jerk you are at the personal level.
1) "Quit looking at the other side of my Yu-Gi-Oh cards, you dip-shit! If you pull a John Edwards on me like that again, I'll burn your entire collection in the back-yard!"

2) Jessica Simpson's boyfriend had to pull a John Edwards on her in her own home! He was caught banging a chick on top her bed! As if she had enough to be upset about! She's Jessica Simpson! Her life has been dropped on shit creek without a paddle!

3) The stupid man is trying to run for Vice President. Even know he cheated on his wife who has breast cancer, he still thinks he has what it takes to become a figure for this country. Encourage people to be stupid and do things wrong. We're not going to let John Edwards pull himself at us again!
by hekifier March 28, 2009
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Pope John XXIII High School

A school that prevails for people who are hardcore Catholics, don't smoke weed, and generally reside in fagoland. Everyone else is fucked for 4 years.
"Uhh pot?"
"Uhh Drug tests"
"Um Pope John XXIII High School."
by Adelie Smith May 26, 2010
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lil john

A producer that is famous for making catchy beats that go hard in the club. He is not a fuckin beat maker, there is no such thing as a beat maker in big people world. Lil John is an ARTIST that falls under the crunk music genre. He doesnt rap, he gets the party crackin. Sure you talk shit about lil john now, but get a lot of girls together and play his album, you will be praising him later. Bitches Love It!
Guy 1:Damn, this party sucks, but there are a lot of girls.
Guy 2:Put this Lil John CD in.
Guy 1:MIA
by Mr. Mac December 27, 2004
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magic john

Tiny fairy that comes and deposits his "love and kindness" on your face while you sleep.
Dave, what is that crusty white stuff on your face.

That is where Magic John came and visited me last night.
by Magic John August 16, 2006
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long john

it means a long penis and it squirts cum and impregnates women
oh long john do it do it hard and wet
by Matthew De Gregorio July 25, 2017
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