Dick on a dog 

Really hot, usually caused by a large group of people.

It was really hot at the game yesterday - it was like a dick on a dog.

Dick on a dog by Fat Rick P February 18, 2009

Dick Drop 

When you hold a man parallel to the ground by his dick and then dropkick him

Bitch got real fiesty one night and before you know it she was dick droppin' me onto the bedroom floor

Dick Drop by dick droppa May 21, 2009

Dick-Crumble 

When spooge dries up to a mans boxers or furry jungle and crumbles off.

Also can be considered as a bad stench.

Man, you need to keep them dick-crumbles under control.

Go take a shower, You smell like dick-crumbles.

Dick-Crumble by bigbootyvito09 September 9, 2009

Dick Turpin 

Sexual intercourse in a standing position.

Dick Turpin was a notorious highwayman whose cry, on mugging his victims, was supposedly "stand and deliver!". The origin of the Dick Turpin is presumably related to the fact of "standing" in order to "deliver".

Wayne and Sharon were so overcome with passion that they couldn't wait to get back to his Cortina and instead went for a Dick Turpin in the first available shop doorway.

Dick Turpin by Jet out of Gladiators December 6, 2009

Dick Switch 

A man's natural and involuntary reaction to being liked by a chick who's, ugly, fat, both, or has some other quality that would make a relationship with her a terrible thing. When the dick switch is flipped, as the name suggests, the guy will start acting like a dick/asshole to try to get the ugo/fatty/both/other chick to stop liking him.

Here's a text conversation after the Dick Switch was flipped.

Fatty: So what's your favorite color?(:
Guy: Green I guess.
Fatty: NO WAY ME TOO!!!(:
Guy: I fucking hate green.
Fatty: Um..what do you think of Brooke? She's like my best friend. :)
Guy: I think she's an ugly whore.
Fatty:... :'(

Dick Switch by Eulogy Jones November 29, 2011

dick pound 

Placing your higher trump over another player's trump in the card game Euchre.

- An ace is led, and girl to left plays a nine of trump over it -

Girl: Yeah! I'm winning this trick.

- Guy plays a ten of trump on top of the nine -

Guy: DICK POUND!

dick pound by Bongoo December 12, 2011

Dick Tickler 

Someone who is being mean, a jerk.

Joe: Leslie, you really suck at making words up. Why don't you just go jump off a cliff before your Swinson's Disease spreads to others.

Leslie: Joe, quit being suck a dick tickler

Dick Tickler by younowhoiam;) July 9, 2011