euchre

1. noun A 4-person, trump-based card game primarily played on Midwestern college campuses involving a 24-card deck and many beers. Taking three or four tricks (out of five) scores one point; taking five tricks scores two points; scoring ten points wins the game.

2. verb To deny the calling team at least three tricks, therefore causing shame and humiliation.

1. I skipped my 8 o'clock because the Euchre tournament lasted all night.

2. To partner: Why the fuck did you call clubs trump when you had none in your hand?

by Krazee Eyez Killa June 4, 2004

euchre

Quite possibly the greatest card game ever.

Hey, we need a fourth for euchre!

by cardenio February 4, 2005

euchre

A card game that can only fully be understood when you're drunk.

...Oh, I understand euchre now, but I still don't want to play.

by JenThe80'sFan June 1, 2004

euchre

a noun or verb to describe any ambiguously sexual organ or act.

noun: dude i need to clean the stench off my euchre after fucking that nasty ho.

verb: i euchred that slut something fierce last night and had that bitch screaming my name.

by babyvetty April 4, 2010

euchre

The sound Mega Man (or MegaMan if you prefer) makes when he is hit by an enemy or hazardous object.

Ahh! There is one of those little things that move fast when you stand near it! It's gonna hit me! Noo! *EUCHRE!!!*

by Phoojoeniam November 19, 2003

Euchre

Back in my day we didn't just play Euchre, we hunted Euchre.

We'd get out our pointy sticks every christmas morning and go find the Euchre beast. But now you young whipper-snapers have your fancy PSC, and simply "play" Euchre.

Ahh, memories.

by WorseThanHitler January 13, 2021

Euchemics

Euchemics is the belief and/or practice of improving the quality of the human population(sometimes, even to the point of upgrading people to become superhuman) through designer drugs, anti anxiety drugs, safe stimulants, medicines, certain psychedelics, Nootropics, and research chemicals in combination with a healthy lifestyle. It's upgrading humanity, sometimes to the point of becoming superhuman. It is a social philosophy advocating the improvement of human life through responsible use of non-toxic drugs to achieve higher intelligence, treat mental illnesses, increasing strength, increasing life-span, curing deseases, and the ultimate goal of near indestructability. Also to reduce the number of people who use toxic drugs by educating society to say no to toxic drugs and using non-toxic drugs as an alternative. The ultimate goal of euchemics is achieving near indestructability. Side goals of euchemics include, super happiness, societal peace, superpowers, superhuman intelligence, ect.

Dude 1: I just consumed a small amount of GBL to deal with anxiety.
Chick 1: I consumed prolintane, phenylpiracetam and fluorenol to help me study.
Dude 2: I mixed cyclohexylaminopropane in this juice I drank to run the 3 K race.
All three: We upgraded ourselves with euchemics. All right!

by CognitiveFuel November 25, 2014