head-fart 

Head-Fart -- (noun, verb) Plural. head-farts

Otherwise known as to sneeze, a physiological response to an intruder in the nasal passage.

Noun: Dude, I just had a major sneeze.
You mean you had a major head-fart.

Verb: I think I just head-farted all over myself.

head-fart by Smoker in the Crest DC April 10, 2009

coffee fart 

A coffee fart is a fart that is followed by shit sliding down one's leg.

-Nasty, you just farted! Hey, what is that brown stuff coming down you leg?

-Sorry, I just had a coffee fart.

coffee fart by Fart Pants July 3, 2008

cum fart 

when the male tries to delay an orgasm, and does not realize that he is also retaining some back-gas... When he finally reaches an orgasm, a series of farts and ejaculations become released simultaneously.

Example one: cum fart: did u hear about the time Myra was fornicating with Kenny when he suddenly came and farted at the same time,

Exapmle Two: Damn, I just came and farted at the same time. I swea, that never happened before' That was some serious cumfart!!

cum fart by bubble fish August 9, 2013

Rage Fart 

When you have the un-controlable urge to fart when you get angry or mad

Lyrik: -dies in call of duty: black ops-
Lyrik: what the! -farts-
Leif: you just totally rage farted

Rage Fart by Lyrik Dodel December 22, 2010

bruce lee fart 

a fart that is lethal like bruce lee.

when i was a kid, my best friends brother once bottled a bruce lee fart. he was saving it for a later time when he would need to kill someone.

i think this stuff is what they used in the gas chamber in death camps and in modern day prisons.

bruce lee fart by i kill u in dee face March 17, 2004

popcorn fart 

A regional term meaning very arid, unique to the small iron mining town of Republic, Michigan which is near Lake Superiors Southern shore. Sometimes used to describe the current weather or a super-heated Finnish sauna.

"Damn, it's drier than a popcorn fart in the month of July."

popcorn fart by James J Miron January 22, 2006

farmyard fart

A fart so organic and biologically volitile it is rival only to cow manure.

Jill: A cow has just shit nearby...
Nick: no, thats Judy, She's always at the farmyard farts
Jill: Judy needs to wash her butt out with soap and water
Nick: Ain't that true.

farmyard fart by nick packer October 10, 2007