If you have one you'll know. Your Maximus Bro is the broiest bro you have and when you're together it's time to fuck shit up and party. Class dismissed.
Bro 1: hey bro, what's up
Bro 2: not much. High five?
Bro 1: fuck yeah mofo.
*SMACK* (Earth stopping five between two Maximus bros)
Bro 2: not much. High five?
Bro 1: fuck yeah mofo.
*SMACK* (Earth stopping five between two Maximus bros)
by Phil, Archon of Death July 17, 2014
by Can we get 50 likes February 27, 2018
1. Holding to any rules of the bro code in the face of female peer pressure.
2. Resisting the evil tendrils of control that leads to becoming pussy whipped.
3. Watching or observing ANYTHING that would normally produce tears in lesser men and women, but shaking it off and grabbing a beer while making a very manly comment to reassure your bros you weren't about to bitch up on them.
2. Resisting the evil tendrils of control that leads to becoming pussy whipped.
3. Watching or observing ANYTHING that would normally produce tears in lesser men and women, but shaking it off and grabbing a beer while making a very manly comment to reassure your bros you weren't about to bitch up on them.
Mitch did me a real solid tonight by not bagging my drunken ex. Yeah, we've been apart for 5 years, but he stayed bro-strong!
My brother Bob used to be such a pussy hound and player...them he met Janine and he is soooooooo pussy whipped. He used to be so bro-strong it made me question my OWN manhood!
Watching Schindler's List with my beothers, a strange feeling was creeping over me and a slight burning was in my eyes. I knew what I had to do. I grabbed a Yuengling from the fridge, tipped it back, and told my bros that I would have fucked Hitler in the Ass and made him my bitch. With eyes wide, my oldest beoth3r said I was so bro-strong.
And that last definition was sooooooo gay! Hey. I tried!
My brother Bob used to be such a pussy hound and player...them he met Janine and he is soooooooo pussy whipped. He used to be so bro-strong it made me question my OWN manhood!
Watching Schindler's List with my beothers, a strange feeling was creeping over me and a slight burning was in my eyes. I knew what I had to do. I grabbed a Yuengling from the fridge, tipped it back, and told my bros that I would have fucked Hitler in the Ass and made him my bitch. With eyes wide, my oldest beoth3r said I was so bro-strong.
And that last definition was sooooooo gay! Hey. I tried!
by Wurdsmyth76 February 01, 2016
by fuckedyourbitchin2006 January 26, 2018
A meme about a guy and his friend, also referred to as "bro", who know they are cooked, but they obviously don't say it to each other's faces.
by NessPlays64 February 11, 2025
the plural definition of bonk including two bros fucking each other. in the act of bonking, bros will usually moan the lyrics to everytime we touch by cascada, into the ear of their bro.
“hey do you know miguel?”
“oh yeah, we’re bonk bros! we bonked last night and made a bonk tape named stuart little!”
“oh yeah, we’re bonk bros! we bonked last night and made a bonk tape named stuart little!”
by paeu February 01, 2020
Honza: Hey nigga, this girl is nice.
Filip: Nigga stfu i will penetrate her not you mustyass nigga.
Martin: Niggas we should fuck her together!!
Honza: Hell yeah! We'll be penetration bros!
Filip: Nigga stfu i will penetrate her not you mustyass nigga.
Martin: Niggas we should fuck her together!!
Honza: Hell yeah! We'll be penetration bros!
by Mustyasssss March 25, 2024