Silo of Dicks

An EXTREMELY large collection of dicks, which when used in this context refers to a silo that is usually used to house corn meal, etc. This is substantially bigger than say a barrel of dicks or even a wheel barrow of dicks.

Woah that Ben kid is a total fuck stick, kid can go suck on a silo of dicks!

by KewlKidsKlub April 27, 2009

popcorn dick

The act of cutting a hole at the bottom of a popcorn tub and slipping your dick inside.

popcorn dick- does anybody want any popcorn I have some right here.

by Rbomb04 September 1, 2014

old dick

1) A penis, aged to the point where it has absolutely no sexual use.

2) A prick over the age of 50 who does shit just to piss you off.

Woman: Hey there you rich senior citizen, how about coming into the hot tub and fucking me until you have a corinary?
Old Man: I can't, I have an old dick.

or

Jim: That 60 year old guy down the street tipped over my barbeque because he said it was making too much noise.
John: Shit guy, that bastard down the street sure is an old dick.

by foy_45 March 28, 2004

Dick and Jane

stereotypical Caucasian Americans: the stereotypes of middle-class Caucasian Americans

Dick and Jane are like going to the mall after cheerleading practice.

by Regina123 May 20, 2005

dick tater

A lazy jerk (couch potato) who refuses to get off his ass, lying around with his hand down his pants demanding that his woman fetch him things. Usually a sport of some kind is on the TV, like Nascar. You can spot the dick tater by his sweat stained white ribbed tank top and three day growth of stubble.

Funkstank: Gone'n git me anuther bud, woman, then you can suck on mah dick. I'm watching the daytona fivehunderd! Whooooo!

Cousin Betty: Hold yer horses, ya damn dick tater. I done getted that thar thang I ordered from ebay and I wanna try it on for ya.

Funkstank: Do it now, bitch or I'll give yer ass a tanning. Jump the fuck to it! The dick tater has spoken. Buuuurp.

by Princess Slayah July 24, 2009

dick nugget

crusty yellow "gold" found in over used peni

dude,jasons sister slobed my knob and choked on one of my dick nuggets

by peeeeeeeenis November 2, 2003

diamond dick

An extreme donkey punch; when having anal sex a man punches a woman to instigate the clenching of her anus. In this case the punches are particlarly brutal, causing the woman to clench so tightly that the man's penis is actually transformed to diamond.

She said she liked it rough, so I diamond dicked her until she lost a tooth.

by PAR May 6, 2006