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hand salad

Having your partner masturbate you with a leaf of lettuce wraped around your penis.
Last night I managed to add a lot of ranch sauce to my hand salad, if you know what I mean.
by Not_your:business March 29, 2017
mugGet the hand saladmug.

Silk hand

When you get semen on your hand
I gave this girl a silk hand after she jerked me off
by Bigdaddyhughes1031 July 25, 2016
mugGet the Silk handmug.

Grave hand

That random hand you have when you cuddle your significant other, that just sticks out looking like a zombie coming from the grave.
When I cuddle my girlfriend I get grave hand.
by Mr. Beastly September 6, 2016
mugGet the Grave handmug.

rhythm hand

the hand used as a metronome when there is not one around. Used mostly by rap artists
I keep my flow steady with my rhythm hand
by Nasty Ho March 20, 2011
mugGet the rhythm handmug.

hands up don't nuke

What you say when POTUS threatens to drop nukes on a revolution.
"You need a nuke to take on the US government"
"Hands up don't nuke!"
mugGet the hands up don't nukemug.

Ham Handed

Being clumsy when handling things...moving things...setting them down, etc....Knocking things over, spilling things, dropping things.
I went to move my bowl of tomato soup, I caught my finger on the edge of the countertop, and spilled my soul all over the floor....I don't believe how Ham Handed I've been lately.
by I made the man December 13, 2024
mugGet the Ham Handedmug.

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