you're parent straight

*The ultimate normativity-nuking clapback, weaponizing heterosexuality as a diss. With a destructive power of 999,999,999,999, it erases basicness in a 5,000-mile radius. Side effects include spontaneous allyship, cishets evaporating into pumpkin spice lattes, and your local HOA disbanding.*

*Brad: "ur mom gay lol"
Queer Deity: "you're parent straight."
Brad: vaporizes into a Patagonia vest
The Earth’s axis tilts 2° gayer.

by cupcakesmasher May 10, 2025

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ur parent straight

A cataclysmic comeback to "ur dad lesbian", this insult detonates at 1,000,000,000,000 power. Turns entire bloodlines into "Live Laugh Love" signs and converts MAGA hats into pride flags. Warning: May cause Karens to melt into essential oils.

*Kyle: "ur dad lesbian 😎"
Enby Overlord: "ur parent straight."
Kyle: transforms into a nonbinary forest elf
His lifted truck becomes a community garden.

by cupcakesmasher May 10, 2025

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shit or stain

a phrase used to describe a situation where one option is prefferable to the other.

I'm trying a new brand of edibles, time to find out if its shit or stain.

by eigenstate May 23, 2025

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Nebraskan Water Stain

A pee stain. Simple as that. Your pants are wet with pee? That's a Nebraskan Water Stain.

Dude did you see Mary? Major Nebraskan Water Stain all over her jeggings.

by tgnws September 3, 2025

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Spilled the stain

When someone did something so horrendous that even the chill teacher crashes out

Oh crap, Chase spilled the stain! Swaff's gonna eat him alive!

by anonymous8163264 October 24, 2025

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Adair you to keep a straight face

What you jokingly say to someone as you're turning off da Iowa interstate to show him da famous sunshine-yellow water-tower wif da smileyfaces painted on it.

Tour bus driver, smilingly speaking to his passengers over the PA system as he's pulling off I-80 at Exit 76: Okay, Folks --- here we are at "the happiest town on Earth" --- Adair you to keep a straight face when you see their water-tower!

by QuacksO June 13, 2019

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