A stupid, stupid, autistic guy who says dumb things and has dumb glasses, and has an inability to pull anyone with good intentions.
by TheDiddlerOfMen December 1, 2024
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"I wouldn't mind dating a Felix as long as he bakes for me."
"I wouldn't mind dating a Felix as long as he bakes for me."
by TheDiddlerOfMen December 1, 2024
Get the A Felix mug.Urban feltching is the act of sucking a fart out of your partners ass with a plastic straw usually in a warehouse or dilapidated dwelling. See crack den for reference
My nans mate Linda, She’s concerned about the urban feltching going on at the local community centre. She gone learn today!
by Breadguy December 12, 2024
Get the Urban Feltching mug.The opposite of Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS). A full-throated, gag-proof loyalty to Donald Trump that cannot be dislodged.
When RFK Jr’s Trump Fellatio Syndrome (TFS) reached an embarrassingly advanced stage, he began to tell people his voice issues were due to spasmodic dysphonia.
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A rare mental affliction in which a man compulsively consumes his own semen. The issues are rooted in extreme narcissism brought about by an unnaturally short period of breast feeding and an obsession with women's dress shoes.
by “El” Ron Hubbard February 24, 2025
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