smelly poop mop 

A large tuft of unkempt anal pubic hairs that can be found clustered around a filthy anus. (Most often these mops are chock-full of dingleberries) they are known to help clean shit off of a penis (or object) that has been removed from a stinky, shit riddled asshole.

If it wasn't for her smelly poop Mop, I could have given her and Dirty Rodriguez

smelly poop mop by Hugh Jayniss October 10, 2016

what the poop! 

What Steve says instead of what the hell.

What the poop!!! We had physics homework?!?

what the poop! by A. Majestic July 24, 2008

What the poop! 

What steve says as a nicer way of saying what the hell.

Steve walks into his english class and notices that his essay was due that day.
Steve: What the poop!!! That's due today!!!
He turns and runs out of the class, then runs out of the school and all the way home!

What the poop! by A. Majestic July 21, 2008

Shoop de poop 

To expel waste in an utterly adorable fashion.

You were in the bathroom for a while!" "Yeah, I had to shoop de poop!"

Shoop de poop by The man of many hats. August 25, 2010

Peek-a-boo-poop 

When someone's poop starts to come out and they squeeze their cheeks to make it go back in.

Geez! That was a close one, luckily for peek-a-boo-poop it kept my pants from getting fudgie!

Peek-a-boo-poop by Ass-n-9 November 8, 2010

Let me poop on it 

1. When a difficult decision, that may or may not be important reveals it self, and is abruptly followed by the sudden urge to poop.

2. Your unsure about something or have have run out of ideas, and subsequently take a poop to resolve the dilemma.

"Where do you want to go for dinner?"

"I'm not sure, let me poop on it."

"Hows the Johnson account going?"

"Not well, I should poop on it."

Let me poop on it by jickers October 30, 2011

Vagina Poop 

When a girl has a guy shove his dick in while having sex she cuts it off and lets it slide out.

Dude that guys dick got cut off because he got vagina pooped.

Vagina Poop by pyromantacos January 16, 2011