Scratch me up the till, Mum

When you are surprised or delighted at something that may excite you. Often used in a sexual manner. British.

Scratch me up the till, Mum, that dress is practically see through.

by Obitch August 31, 2023

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Neil banging out the tunes

‘Neil banging out the tunes’ refers to an image of a bald-looking rat in front of a toy keyboard captioned ‘Neil banging out the tunes April 13th, 2006’. It has become particularly popular in the Lemon Demon fandom, as Neil Cicierega shares a name with this meme.

Tumblr poster: holy shit it’s April 13th you know what that means
Everyone else: oh no
Neil banging out the tunes: hi

by LeoTheKilljoy October 4, 2023

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Never put a stone on the table.

Daniel's principle states that when one puts out a heavy topic at the communal table, one is either seeking attention or trying to instigate trouble.

Even when the conversation lulls, never put a stone on the table.

by ShodunTheShadow April 16, 2019

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Two fingers, add the tit.

Two fingers, add the tit is a double espresso with a shot of warm cream.

If it is ok I would like Two fingers, add the tit. To go please.

by Gus Gus Cookie Buster July 27, 2022

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kalidescope slay slay bark bark renegade the third

A dinosaur that loves to be ridden *smirk* NOT THAT WAY SILLY *laughs ass off* now I don’t have an ass *cries in dinosaur* these dinosaurs were often gay and loved doing little girls they also had no ass like me cavemen would ride them to their work like in the flintstones

Wow what’s that with no ass riding six little girls

Why that’s a kalidescope slay slay bark bark renegade the third.

by Choo choo train *honk honk* April 16, 2023