eye cue test

An exam to see how good your vision is in da context of how well you can play billiards.

Andy Capp wasn't sure whether he could get a good score on an employment-related quiz, but as an expert snooker player, he could totally ace an eye cue test!

by QuacksO April 10, 2023

eye-jaculate

When you are so happy your eye starts watering.

Tom eye-jaculated as he said "I do" to his wife

by SouthAfricanism September 5, 2016

Eye

What your seeing this post with dumbass

Human 1: I’m going to lick your eyeball
Human 2: Ok

by Beeeeeccaaaaaaa July 15, 2021

Cunt eye

Deriving from the similar sounding German term 'gazunti' said when a person sneezes, cunt eye is the phenomenon where the penis or fingers of a male are inside of the female genitalia when she sneezes.

Ouch babe, you just gave me a cunt eye! I think it's broken my finger

by Cunt eye man May 9, 2018

perma tiddie eyes

Perma tiddie eyes is when you constantly see tiddies through your eyes, and all you think of is tiddies, such a hard and shity feeling.

Jimmy-Fuck bro I have the perma tiddie eyes again
Brad-Fuck bro I had them last week, only way I got it to go was by grabbing some tiddies from my girlfriend

Jimmy-Ugh I wish I could get tiddies

by Tiddie Man May 24, 2018

Eye of Sauron

When you poke your wife or Girlfriend in the eye with your dick so she can't see out of it, then turn off off the lights and have here her try and find you.

Gave that bitch the eye of Sauron last night! She didn't even see it coming.

by A filthy Hobbit August 4, 2022

smart eyes

Someone who has a look of intense smartness in their eyes

Damn Jillianne is definitely going to be a doctor one day I can tell by her smart eyes.

by fatcockfucksucker1012 March 16, 2023