Zombie Velociraptor

The horrifyingly undead version of the already deadly velociraptor with an even larger craving for flesh, nearly impossible to kill, and easily recognized by the overwhelming scent of rotting flesh and mammoth farts.

The only good thing about running into a zombie velociraptor, is that it will eat you slowly from foot to head. (but thats not good at all)

The only way to kill a zombie velociraptor was developed by Sir AhoyNateo during his studies in the land of BullShit.

He found the easiest way to kill a zombie velociraptor is with a flaming britany spears because they are highly flammable. nevermind bramble spear.

*Nate:* a flaming zombie running around sounds f$%king hilarious.

*Flaming Zombie Velociraptor:* rawr raor raor raor I'M ON FIRE, YO!

by Ninjaroxursox November 4, 2010

Flying Zombie

A sex position in which one person is asleep (Therefore the Zombie) while the other person has vigorous sex until the "zombie" wakes up and jumps out of bed (Therefore the 'flying' effect.)

"Oh, yeah. I flying zombied that bitch last night."

by ChurchGirls101 November 29, 2007

zombie weapons

Any of the famous USAF flight destined UAV electronic GPS guided ICBM (Intercontinetal Ballistic Missile) breed remote launch vehicles chosen to carry an array of selection given size of long distance targets within range from air, sea or land based systems. One zombie weapon may carry one dozen war heads at a time if necessary to destroy multiple local targets.

Afghan and Pakistani Al-Queda forces found a new secret hideout to plan terror and the US has the remote location coordinates and meeting time decides to resort to zombie weapons to spoil the party. BOOM! BANG!

by djsee4 February 11, 2010

Zombie hand

The hand motion you make while listening to dub. It is a straight right arm usually going up and down to the beat.

I'm gonna zombie hand to this song

by neaks norton November 25, 2009

Zombie Defense

1) When one has become overly intoxicated and the Zombocalypse is in full swing, zombies will not know whether this person is food or a fellow flesh-eater.

Oh man, i just survived that first zombie wave. I just got really drunk. Its the best zombie defense.

by Vard-Face July 23, 2010

zombiehand

Any action performed while half asleep that results in a negative outcome.

I zombiehanded my alarm clock this morning. I tried to set it for an hour later and shut it off instead.

by thx3188 January 8, 2011

zombielicious

The deep enjoyment of anything and everything to do with zombies, especially in relation to zombie comic books, zombie movies, zombie television programs, zombie toys and zombie merchandise, especially zombie t-shirts.

Wow! That movie was zombielicious! Especially the part when they ate that chick's brains.

by The Zombie Laboratory April 25, 2011