Definitions by Vard-Face

Idahowned 

When a person from the state of Idaho owns a resident from any other state at a competitive activity.

*The activity may or may not take place on Idaho soil.

We played pong against these Cali kids. Totally Idahowned their asses.

Idahowned by Vard-Face August 5, 2010

Reschickulous 

Describing the act of shaving your face with a shitty razor that nearly rips your facial (or other) hairs out of the designated area.

Bro 1: Dude I bought a new razor today.
Bro 2: Oh nice man what kind?
Bro 1: A Schick, but its an upgrade so I hope its less reschickulous

Reschickulous by Vard-Face July 26, 2010

Zombie Defense 

1) When one has become overly intoxicated and the Zombocalypse is in full swing, zombies will not know whether this person is food or a fellow flesh-eater.

Oh man, i just survived that first zombie wave. I just got really drunk. Its the best zombie defense.

Zombie Defense by Vard-Face July 23, 2010

Plead The 4th 

Proclaiming this erases all the idiotic things you did during the 4th of July weekend.

May be attributed to heavy drinking, marijuana etc.
It is a weekend of celebration, all your sins are acceptableand shall be forgiven if, and only if, you say this statement.

Girl: Why the fuck did you try to get in my pants this weekend?

Guy: I Plead the 4th

Plead The 4th by Vard-Face July 7, 2010

Swagger Explosion

When one uses excessive force in any activity or social situation.

*Slamming a volleyball way out of bounds

*Walking into a party and yelling profanities

Person 1: Dude did you see me bouce the ball of the ceiling into their cup?!

Person2: Haha i know man! SWAGGER EXPLOSION!

Swagger Explosion by Vard-Face June 27, 2010