Wife Without Benefits

A girlfriend (platonic) who is the type you'd like to marry, only there's no chance of sex. Can be used by one girl about another girl, if the girls aren't lesbians.

As in:

Girl 1: OMG, will you marry me? You're so perfect for me.
Girl 2: I can't, you don't have a penis.
Girl 1: That's ok, you can be my wife without benefits (wwb).

A guy can also use this term about a good female friend who he shares his life with but isn't attracted to physically - i.e. there's no chemistry.

Guy: I tell you everything.
Girl: I know, we should get married.
Guy: It's almost like we are. You're basically my wife without benefits.

Also derogatory for a sad situation where a couple wants to stay together, for the children, and also for friendship love, but the steam has gone out of the marriage, or the wife is holding back to punish the guy, or the woman can't sustain sexual interest.
Guy 1: How are things going the wife?
Guy 2: They're alright.
Guy 1: Just alright, eh? You guys appeared to be getting along well at the party last night.
Guy 2: Ya, we get along. Things are ok. But I'm not sure how much longer I can last in this situation. I didn't sign for a wife without benefits.

Also used where a wife won't indulge in a guy's minor fetish, like oral or spanking.
Girl on net: You married?
Guy: Kinda.
Girl: Kinda?
Guy: Well I have a wife without benefits.
Girl: You don't have sex?
Guy: Only missionary.

Girl: And that's not enough for you?
Guy: No.
Girl: Well, why don't you get divorced and look for someone new?
Guy: It's complicated.
Girl: Well, I'm glad you admitted it, but I'm not really into married guys. Too bad, because I do enjoy benefits...

by wordsmith99 February 4, 2010

Witness Protection

A program that Michael De Santa from GTA V was in. Witness protection is security provided to a threatened person providing testimonial evidence to the justice system, including defendants and other clients, before, during, and after a trial, usually by police. It is also used at war crime trials.
Don't tell DarkViperAU

Michael was never in witness protection, witness protection for what? No one was convicted of anything

by LightViperUS October 5, 2021

Witness

A person or someone who is choosing to stay sober around non-sober people and shares the highlights of the night with those of a short memory.

"You want to take a shot?"

"Naw, I'm going to be a witness tonight."

-or-

"Trying to hit this blunt?"

"I think I'll be a witness today."

by Mananayaw September 11, 2009

living joke without a punchline

a person who, if murdered no one would care, and the police shouldn't waste their time investigating see:paris hilton or any member of 'nync or the backstreet boys

someone who really doesn't deserve to live

ryan "hillary duff is a living joke without a punchline"
random 16 year old girl "hillary duff rules you are just jealous!"
ryan" umm why are your pants still on?"

by Whit Diesel April 25, 2006

Jehovah's Witness

a CRAZY religion that doesn't believe in the trinity..these crazy people believe in letting their own kids or other relatives DIE instead of getting a medically necessary blood transfusion..if you are caught doing something they don't agree with, you get kicked out of the cult..

"a crazy Jehovah's Witness knocked on the door this morning with one of those stupid pamphlets"

by Mrs L February 22, 2010

Jehovah's Witness

The people that make you go through the trouble of buying a "no solicitors" sign.

The other day I saw a Jehovah's Witness walking door to door down our street, luckily I just bought a "no solicitors" sign.

by AlexChan11 December 20, 2010

paris hilton without makeup

Paris Hilton without her make up on , what she really looks like at home when she is sleep.

a picture of paris hilton without any make up on .

by angel February 14, 2005