1 definition by Mananayaw
A person or someone who is choosing to stay sober around non-sober people and shares the highlights of the night with those of a short memory.
"You want to take a shot?"
"Naw, I'm going to be a witness tonight."
-or-
"Trying to hit this blunt?"
"I think I'll be a witness today."
"Naw, I'm going to be a witness tonight."
-or-
"Trying to hit this blunt?"
"I think I'll be a witness today."
by Mananayaw September 11, 2009