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Briefcase wanker

a posh, wierd, new boy who comes to school with a briefcase and is simply a wanker so is called 'breifcase wanker' by students
see him? hes a briefcase wanker!
by inbetweenerLover October 21, 2011
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Wander

The over-pimp. A dude that looks almost like a girl, wears sandals, and will bring a bitch back from the dead.

A sexy beast in a girly-boy sort of way, and yet doesn't possess any of the girly actions, emo dialogue, or any desire to cook his food, use the bathroom, drink water, or have seemingly any present sex drive.

The man that was narrating the lyrics in Rob Zombie's Superbeast.
Dormin: "The price you pay may be heavy indeed..."
Wander: "That doesn't matter."

All that for a dead bitch!? Wander's so fucking hardcore. He'd better get pussy after this.
by Wander January 28, 2008
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wandering vagina

1. The condition resulting from an untreated case of restless vagina syndrome. The vagina, at first restless, becomes so dissatisfied that it wanders in search of more amenable conditions.

2. A small town in Manitoba, Canada.
1. When her boyfriend didn't take it seriously, Jill's RVS developed into raging case of wandering vagina. Thankfully, her condition was easily treated by some deep dicking.

2. I entered Wandering Vagina in the middle of the afternoon on an August day; the heat was unbearable.
by Tukwi April 26, 2010
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Wankered

Someone who has had too much to drink and is now lieing in a pile on the floor.
"God, look at him. Shit, hes wankered"

"I got completely wankered last night"
by Linzi January 16, 2005
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Wanger

A slow delivery in the game of cricket, first developed by the nomads and fine tuned by a yorkshire premier bowler.
Not to be confused with the reverse wanger, which is still being developed.
Fred was bowled a wanger by Matty. He wanged him good and proper.
by Wanger specialist August 6, 2009
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pussy wanker

A pussy wanker is someone that is a total pussy when it comes to going out with girls, and instead wacks off all day alone.
Dude, John is a pussy wanker.
by Allen March 8, 2004
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