Urban Dictionary

What are you looking at on your screen RIGHT THIS MOMENT?

"What's this think called the Urban Dictionary, Bob?"
"GET OUT OF MY HOUSE IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS!"

by TheGuySittingInTheBack May 19, 2016

Urban Dictionary

If you're actually looking this up, you're bored as hell and looking for any remote source of mindless entertainment. So enjoy staring at this gif for the next 3 hours.

Urban Dictionary is the craziest place on the internet.

by askkkkkkk December 9, 2019

Urban Dictionary

1. A place chock-full of people with a lust for inventing sexual innuendos by mixing random words and thinking that it will work.

2. A site used to determine specific slang or even regular words (at your own risk) that can be helpful for the standard millenial-mind.

3. A condom if you used some of the phrases.

1: Yo, bro wanna get skizzy?

2: Hol' up lemme look that up on the urban dictionary.

2: ... Fuck you.

by cue balls April 4, 2023

Urban Dictionary

Definition #1 A place where legends find their definitions when they need help with english.

Definition #2 When you're in class and you finished ur work but u have nothing to do so you look up words here

#1

Person 1: hey dude, i need help with the english homework
Person 2: just look them up on Urban Dictionary

#2
Person: What should we do we finished everything

Teacher: Look up penis on urban dictionary and leave me alone plz

by dsdfdsd October 21, 2019

Urban dictionary

A site that won’t publish my definitions even though they are funny as fuck

A:I made a really funny definition of Mattybraps on Urban dictionary today , they didn’t publish it though.
B: Cowards

by Mattybrapsis jesuschrist July 15, 2019

Urban Dictionary

1.) A place where idiots have lost their "innocence" and brain cells since 1999.

2.) (There truly isn't another definition)

Person 1.) "Er Mi Gawd!" Did you know the letter A is a type of sexual position where you (insert demolition)??!! I can't believe they teach that letter in school!!!

Person 2.) Stay off UrbanDictionary you fucking moron.... Not everything in life is centered around sex. If you really want to have sex at any point in your life and not die a 90 year old virgin.... Get a life!!

2.) (Who actually uses it in any kind of (normal/intelligent) conversation in the first place?!

(Urban Dictionary is a place where idiots go to lose there innocence since 1999. And there is truly is no other definition)

by FireBirdX8 August 21, 2016

Urban Dictionary

A dictionary that, contrary to its direct meaning, only defines words that are spoken in suburban high schools or cyberspace. I suppose this is great for people who are not online or for anal people who like chronolizing every hip new word they use.

Hey, let me see what OMG means in this book I'm reading on Urban Dictionary . com

"OMG = Oh My God" repeat x 50

Which is funny since that particular abbreviation is also street talk for "Outlaw Motorcycle Gang" but that's not going to get mentioned close to where I stop reading repetitive definitions.

by paputsza January 9, 2012