twitter twerk

The act of walking while engrossed in one's (smart)phone, esp. in a crowded place, such as a sidewalk or mall, oblivious to others.

She almost ran me over. She was twitter twerking down the sidewalk!

by Ornery Smarty April 24, 2017

kegel twerk

Contracting the kegel muscles to make the cock twitch or wag without using the hands.

The porn model then gave us a show of control doing a kegel twerk, and it was impressive how uniquely it moved.

by Cyborg Johnny November 12, 2017

eyeball twerk

To measure an object (including a liquid or drugs) by using your eyes.

I don’t have a scale for this gram, I’ll just have to eyeball twerk it.

by Doctor Miller May 15, 2018

Twat twerking

During doggie style sex , when the girl gyrates her pelvic area around while backed into her man.

I was doing her doggie and she told me to stop thrusting with my dick still in her. Then she started twat twerking on my cock.

by Outlaw Redneck October 19, 2018

Reverse twerking

When a male swings his dick against his body in a vertical path

After the club I took a girl home and still had the beat of the music ringing in my ears so i started reverse twerking.

by 5 cent street whore July 31, 2019

I TWERK ON MEN

A statement only used by extreme intellectuals.

It's meaning is only interpretable by those of extensive knowledge of men twerking.

*This is not in any way gay, and the Twerking on Men community is in no way affiliated with LBTQWHATEVERTHEFUCK community.*

Guy: Hey loser, I'm gonna beat you up cuz you a loser!!!
Giga Male: I TWERK ON MEN!
*Giga Male begins twerking*
*Reality Collapses*

by I TWERK ON MEN!!! November 24, 2021

Dick Twerking

The art of flexing a dick to jump in fast intervals so it bounces up and down.

Achieved by doing the little jump everyone can do with perfect timing between each jump.

I perfected my dick twerking yesterday.

by GarfieldsKidneyStone March 9, 2022