teabag tits

A derogatory term used to describe a woman with small flat breasts and big dark wrinkled nipples.

"Mam, Dad have you seen her nextdoor? Old teabag tits is sunbathing topless again"

by da girl nextdoor May 5, 2016

tit to clit

Lesbian version of titty fucking. When one girl rubs their nipple against another girls clit until they cum.

Lesbian: Girl you have the best tits I've ever seen. I can't wait to take you home and go tit to clit.

by tru42 December 14, 2014

TeenNick tits

breasts on a girl between the ages of 14-18 that are extremely underdeveloped for their age similar to the ones seen on female actresses on TeenNick shows.

Virgin #1) Yo, would you fuck Miranda Cosgrove?
Virgin #2) You mean that bitch from iCarly, fuck no she's got TeenNick tits.

by Jerz 973 June 16, 2010

Tits ahoy

Interj. When one sees a great pair of bazambas / bewbs / mamaries and / or amazing cleavage. Also, a nipple slip. Best said with pirate noises, ie "Rrrrarrrrr!" or "Treaaaaasure!"

Friend 1: Dude, have you seen Nicoline in that itty bitty red top today?
Friend 2: Tits ahoy, bro! Treaaaaasure! *high fives Friend 1*

by Nicnoc November 17, 2010

Hamster Tits

A word created by Bailey Jay on her podcast. Hamster tits are where a person has a wide torso and small tits. Think about what you would get if you put a hamster in a bikini or a bra.

Best current example is:
Rachel Ray

Rachel Ray has Hamster Tits.

by Enickols12 September 29, 2011

tit trollin

Looking for boobs and/or nipples on chatroulette.com Usually while bored and interested in seeing some boobs.

Person 1: Dude what did you do last night?
Person 2: I was really bored so I went tit trollin. I got 5!
Person 1: Damnit, all I saw were a bunch of dicks.

by Pimp 1040 February 24, 2010

tits up

broken; dead in the water, floating

well that project really went tits up.

by Anonymous July 26, 2003