Whoremoan Therapy

Visiting prostitutes to ease getting over a bad breakup.

It's been tough couple of months since Lisa dumped me but the whoremoan therapy is really starting to help me get my groove back

by arbeit March 21, 2013

Crowbar Therapy

Therapy involving a crowbar in which one gets beat the shit out of to drain the body of Bullshit. This is often used in modern day therapy and is the frontier to modern day therapy. P.S. This is great for those people who are just full of shit.

I'm gonna give you some crowbar therapy its legal cuz you signed shit that you shouldn't have signed. LOL this is gonna be fun......

by CrowbarTherapy November 29, 2016

The Therapist

Jermaine Cole's original rap moniker.

Have you heard J.Cole aka The Therapist?

by sgtpepper217 November 17, 2017

Go to therapy

Go to therapy is a term you use when someone is very hyper, energetic, or excited.

Amber couldn't stop laughing, so her best friend John told her to Go to therapy.

by CalmUrselfMrTherapy March 2, 2019

pull a Theranos

When you know you are guilty, your trial is scheduled to start at a certain time and you get pregnant in order to win the sympathy vote with the jury.

To pull a Theranos is to time a pregnancy sk that you are heavily pregnant or welcome a child right at the time when a trial is about to start and there is overwhelming evidence of yout guilt and you're more likely than not facing jail time too. Just like Elizabeth Holmes in the trial against her and like Ambet Heard in the trial against a british tabloid.

by psy123 May 11, 2022

Pillow therapy

to cut a hole big enough to put your penis in so that you could fuck the shit out of it. (You can also do this Pillow therapy with your mattress.)

John had some pillow therapy last night.

by Justin February 14, 2005

robot-therapy

therapy done with the help of a 'partner robot'....for ageing people in Japan.

Mr. Zaki parked his auto infront of the golden-age club for yet another session of robot-therapy.

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006