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Thunder speed 

When you are fucking a girl so fast you feel like you are in a tornado.The booms of her cheeks imitate the sound of thunder.(only works with straight sex none of that gay shit)
“Want some pizza?”-Mark
“Oh hell yeah, hey did I tell you about last night?”-tony
“Give me some of that shit nigga.”-Jerome
“I fucked my girl so fast that we went thunder speed.”-tony
“I thought you were gay.”-Jerome

“I haven’t even been near a vagina since I came out one and that’s been about 45 years.”-mark
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Thunder Whistle 

I have a hemorrhoid poking out of my thunder whistle.
Thunder Whistle by Happy95 January 14, 2022

Thunder Queef 

The exhaust from a good pounding that vibrates the testicles so hard I can be fell for miles like a california earthquake
Chad's testicles were almost blown off over after the massive thunder queef nut shaker that came from lindsey's spasm chasm.

Thunder Throat 

someone who snores like a rape ape in the middle of the night

even when its a beautiful clear night they still find a way to create thunder like a trumpet out of their gaping throat

dont be a Thunder Throat
all night the guy was being a friggin Thunder Throat

il never go on vacation with that guy again hes a friggin Thunder Throat
Thunder Throat by nutsweat June 6, 2022

thunder thighs

when a chick's booty is so fat her thighs look like canons of muscle that could choke a horse. men are initially attracted because of the hourglass effect but once she gets naked you realize you're really just having sex with an enormous woman.
chick thinks she's hot but truth is no one wants those 50 pound thunder thighs. god damn woman put down the chicken wings and eat a salad.

Thunder Gap 

The gap located between a woman's thighs who has a massive booty.
Thunder Gap by TheOneWhoComes March 11, 2023