thong maxi pad

tiny piece of paper taped to your thong that makes no sense. i mean if you are going to wear a thong you a probably slutty enough to already be on some sort of birth control which will put always and cotex out of business BOOYA!

damn there is a piece of toilet paper stuck up my ass. no that is just your thong maxi pad. thanks p&g!

by terd ferguson August 31, 2004

Thong

Girl handle

She was walking away so I grasped onto her thong. She stopped dead in her tracks.

by url November 2, 2003

thongkini

a very disturbing type of swimwear which consists of a bikini morphed together with a thong; has the ability to make one feel awkward when seeing it on someone

person1: Did you see that woman?
person2: Omg, she was wearing a thongkini!
person3: I think i feel awkward.

by ms. cellaneous September 24, 2007

Tongan

Tongans are a very ugly and dishonest race of primitive proto humans. They are only half evolved compared to modern humans and they have the physical features of Neandertals. They have large physique, and are almost always overweight. Tongans possess some of the ugliest facial features on earth, with their ugly broad noses, heavy melanin infused skin, ugly greasy hair. Don't ever hire a Tongan to do any construction or yard work or house improvement work. Despite their claim to be Christians, they have no moral scruples and will lie their teeth out to get you to hire them by low-balling their bids only to cheat you big time later by jacking up the prices. And if you don't pay up they will threaten to use physical violence and other illegal tactics to squeeze money out of you. Stay away from Tongans and don't touch them with a 10-meter pole, if they came knocking on your door to do home improvement work for you.

Tongans are crooks. I wouldn't touch a stinking, ugly dishonest Tongan with a 10-meter pole.

by don't like Tongans August 29, 2011

thong

Underwear garment that costs $30 a pop, when regular undergarments are 10 for $5 and they look like they are the most useless torture devices evar. On a woman however, it's all good. Also used to describe a type of sandal.

-That man on the beach is in a thong. Please remove him.
-I never imagined her wearing a thong until it was showing outta her pants. Whoah...

by nikkan_hanil December 11, 2003

thongs

ass floss................................^^

...self explanitory...
It flosses your ass.
theyre damn thongs, mmkayy!

Tee hee...
ASS FLOSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by RACHELandLizAndCourtney April 14, 2006

Thong

1. a type of underwear girls usually wear that goes up their ass crack so that she doesnt look like shes wearin granma panties
2. Most guys (Except for Faggots) get horny when they see a girl wearing a thong or any type of underwear that shows off some butt cheeks

dude!, did u see that chick in the hall she was wearing a thong!

by Anonymous September 6, 2003