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thonking 

A very smart person. We think. The smart person thonks.
person 1: *says something smart*
person 2: dam, he's thonking while i was thinking.
thonking by Sezziex July 10, 2017
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thonking 

An urban slang word which means a distorted, zoomed in or modified version of the "thinking" emoji. Often said or used in a moment which requires deep thought, or just as banter and on random occasions. Normally when said verbally your index and thumb make a shape that resembles a Nike logo and you hold that sign under your chin, as in the original "thinking" emoji.
Person A: taking a shower is just your house pissing on you
Person B: *thonking* woah you right bro
thonking by fluffiestshiba November 11, 2019

Thonggina 

When a person, typically a female, wears their thong backwards, creating a wedgie in their cooch. Most commonly found on the most ratchet females around. Always spelled with two G's.
"Dude did you hear about Becky?"
"What happened?"
"Her thonggina was so deep she had to go to the hospital."
"Classic Becky..."
Thonggina by Earl O. Lemongrab October 10, 2012
The simple art of removing a thong (footwear) and proceeding to use it as a melee weapon. Can even be used in vehicular combat.
A typical example of Thonging:

Josh: "Look at that weird-looking fella' walking down the sidewalk with a shovel."
Tim: "Quick, lean out the window and thong him good."
Thonging by Quickshot Merc August 30, 2011

Thonking 

*Thinking intensifies*

T H O N K I N G
John: Yo, yesterday Jon started THONKING so fucking much his brain almost went into maximum THONKING overdrive .
Joanne: I know. It was INSANE.

Jon: r ya fagz tolkin abut me?
Thonking by EcxsVoc June 16, 2017

thongini 

Portmanteau of thong and bikini, also spelled thonkini. A swimsuit for women consisting of a bikini top and a thong bottom.
My girlfriend is too shy to wear her thongini in public, but she is okay with going to the nude beach.
thongini by Crissov November 8, 2013