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thonking 

A very smart person. We think. The smart person thonks.
person 1: *says something smart*
person 2: dam, he's thonking while i was thinking.
thonking by Sezziex July 10, 2017
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thonking 

An urban slang word which means a distorted, zoomed in or modified version of the "thinking" emoji. Often said or used in a moment which requires deep thought, or just as banter and on random occasions. Normally when said verbally your index and thumb make a shape that resembles a Nike logo and you hold that sign under your chin, as in the original "thinking" emoji.
Person A: taking a shower is just your house pissing on you
Person B: *thonking* woah you right bro
thonking by fluffiestshiba November 11, 2019

Thonggina 

When a person, typically a female, wears their thong backwards, creating a wedgie in their cooch. Most commonly found on the most ratchet females around. Always spelled with two G's.
"Dude did you hear about Becky?"
"What happened?"
"Her thonggina was so deep she had to go to the hospital."
"Classic Becky..."
Thonggina by Earl O. Lemongrab October 10, 2012
The simple art of removing a thong (footwear) and proceeding to use it as a melee weapon. Can even be used in vehicular combat.
A typical example of Thonging:

Josh: "Look at that weird-looking fella' walking down the sidewalk with a shovel."
Tim: "Quick, lean out the window and thong him good."
Thonging by Quickshot Merc August 30, 2011

Thonking 

*Thinking intensifies*

T H O N K I N G
John: Yo, yesterday Jon started THONKING so fucking much his brain almost went into maximum THONKING overdrive .
Joanne: I know. It was INSANE.

Jon: r ya fagz tolkin abut me?
Thonking by EcxsVoc June 16, 2017

thongini 

Portmanteau of thong and bikini, also spelled thonkini. A swimsuit for women consisting of a bikini top and a thong bottom.
My girlfriend is too shy to wear her thongini in public, but she is okay with going to the nude beach.
thongini by Crissov November 8, 2013
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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