A Thirsty Hoe is someone who aggressively pursues sex and wealth, often disregarding meaningful relationships and personal integrity. They're known for their relentless chase of instant gratification, moving swiftly from one target to the next without a backward glance.
As soon as he got a glimpse of the celebrity lifestyle, he turned into a thirsty hoe, forgetting all his old friends and values.
by Saikonaut December 21, 2023
Get the Thirsty Hoemug. Dave climbed on top of his car and stuck his dick through the sunroof because Becky wanted to be a thirsty hamster.
by Subzrow February 20, 2024
Get the Thirsty Hamstermug. Sarah got really thirsty after her date with John and asked him to give her a Thirsty Hamster in his Kia Soul
by JayPear69 February 20, 2024
Get the Thirsty Hamstermug. 1. Find a vehicle with a sunroof
2. Lay on top of car face down with sunroof open
3. Have your very flexible significant other suck the cream out of your pecker like a very dehydrated hamster
2. Lay on top of car face down with sunroof open
3. Have your very flexible significant other suck the cream out of your pecker like a very dehydrated hamster
Hey bob I was hanging out with Becky last night and she gave Varner the new thirsty hamster cock milking yoga exercise.
by JOE THE GOAT March 1, 2024
Get the Thirsty hamstermug. When a man lays belly down (naked) on the roof of a car with a sun roof, while the woman, or man (whichever way you swing) gives top from the front seat, paso or driver.
by BigShlongSam April 10, 2024
Get the Thirsty Hamstermug. The woman lays on her back across the bed as the guy stands over her presenting his penis like a hamster cage bottle does for a hamster only she’s upside down (dirty). And she sucks the penis in that position.
by Williwaker_5 April 13, 2025
Get the Dirty thirsty hamstermug. by Ruben Lucid December 2, 2022
Get the Thirsty Janemug.