thicker picker upper

a thicker picker upper is a person who only picks up on and dates thick women

did i tell you i was asked what kinda lady i liked i said a thick one of course as im a thicker picker upper

by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 6, 2009

Slim thick

A girl with a thin or slim core then a thick botom half

Example a girl whose body represents an hourglass shape

Damn ema hanson is slim thick😏😍

by Lil Dickie July 2, 2017

Thick White Bitch

A compliment.
Term used to refer to white women who are curvaceous and attractive.

Ms. G is the most thick white bitch I've ever seen.

by Bossman Papi September 7, 2014

Wheat Thicks

The unhealthy alternative to Wheat Thins. Used exclusively in "your momma so fat" jokes.

Your momma so fat she eat Wheat Thicks.

by row!dz December 25, 2009

Hart Thick

In reference to girls a comfortable medium where they are not a fat ass nor skinny, nasty bitch. Can be identified by their thunder thighs, muffin top, decent-to-plus-size titties, accented by very large posterior (ass). Commonly referred to as pleasantly plump, voluptuous, curvaceous.

"Hart" is in reference to a family from Baker County, GA where the boys of the family tend to seek after this species of fine women

Jesse: Did you see that girl?

Brady: Yea did you see her thunder thighs? She is definitely a woman who deserves Hart Thick status

by Member Of Hart Family August 16, 2008

thicker than hair on a dog's back

Dogs have so much hair that they have to shed it a couple of times a year.

Traffic in Atlanta is thicker than hair on a dog's back during rush hour.

by Deborah Lee June 11, 2006

Thick as a thick thing

Refering to someone who is extremely unintelligent.

Fuck me, he is as thick as a thick thing if not thicker

by iamamanufan January 12, 2011