On the ranch, when you don't want the bull in with the cows, you put the bull the field with the geese. "Goose pasture" is that place where the male has no opportunity with sexual relations with the opposite sex. The phrase is aptly applied to the the situation a young husband finds himself in during the last trimester of his wife's pregnancy.
by Ron Erickson July 20, 2007
Get the goose pasturemug. A person who is way too serious to be a silly goose, and is the striking opposite of a silly goose. Usually said when you want someone to take you serious.
Sarah:I forgot to take my meds today.
Me:girl ur so funny, u know u have no conception of reality without those.
Sarah: no I’m a serious goose right now, are you real?
Me:girl ur so funny, u know u have no conception of reality without those.
Sarah: no I’m a serious goose right now, are you real?
by Keepinganeyeoutforselener April 11, 2023
Get the serious goosemug. by Emico12345 January 22, 2012
Get the Goose Walkingmug. The goose stunner is the act of slapping your lazy eyed boyfriend between the eyes with an xxl condom full of frozen cum when he bothers you
Gabe performed a goose stunner on her boyfriend for cumming too fast
The chubby girl next door gave her bf a goose stunner because he bothered her while she was having sex with the neighbour
The chubby girl next door gave her bf a goose stunner because he bothered her while she was having sex with the neighbour
by BogusAnalus December 19, 2022
Get the Goose stunnermug. by BIg Mofo Nasty July 18, 2016
Get the bare goosemug. I hit the bong too hard tonight im a gibble goose
Marty is such a gibble goose!
Lay off the dope son you will become one of the gibble goose
Marty is such a gibble goose!
Lay off the dope son you will become one of the gibble goose
by EZ420 November 2, 2012
Get the gibble goosemug. A sex position that is just missionary but the person on top is feeding the bottom stale bread throughout the act.
by Gooseman McGee September 9, 2023
Get the Front goosemug.