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flip flop

n. The official shoe of the democrat party,also known as Kerry slippers.

v. The actions and change of mind that John Kerry goes through everytime he opens his mouth.
Hey, what color are your Kerry slippers?
by sven June 10, 2004
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flopping dolphin

when your fucking a girl and you cut off her head, then she flops around like a dolphin and you laugh.
i was bangin this hoodrat and i gave her a flopping dolphin
by spencer s June 22, 2006
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flip-flopping

In American politics, something Republicans accuse Democrats of doing when they're too dizzy from doing it themselves.
My fellow Americans, you know you can trust me more than that flip-flopping Democrat Clinton when I tell you this was in Iraq was about freedom, no, hold on a moment, it was about weapons of mass destruction, no, hold on, it was for democracy, no, it was about the Kurds, yeah, that was it, it was about the Kurds. Not about oil or God or any of that stuff. Excuse me, I'm off to bed now.
by Fearman January 15, 2008
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cock flop

The art of slapping someone with your cock. Usually, in the face.
Kevin cock flopped Jerry after the fight.
by Knate63 June 11, 2006
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Sullivan Flop

1. an attempt at humor that makes nobody laugh and in fact has the effect of making the recipients' days just a little bit worse
2. a clumsy fall that causes unexpectedly severe bruising
1. After a very funny email about a slutty bartender looking anywhere from 30 to 50, Jean Doe writes an email back saying, "Was it Ashley Young?" As nobody knows who that person is or gets any hidden message that Jean Doe intended, the attempt at humor failed. The days got just a little bit worse for each of the readers of the email. They'd been Sullivan flopped.
2. Upon being tossed a golf ball in a rather routine move, Joan Doe loses her balance and stumbles down a 3-degree incline slope, the land of which is comprised of soft grass. Left with a large bruise on her hip, Joan has experienced a Sullivan flop.
by Vern July 23, 2004
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FLOP

Foreign Lobsters Off the Plane. You complain about FOBs, even dare do it in Hawaii, where we're ALL pretty much living on boats, well shit, you're the outcast, FLOP. ESPECIALLY HAOLES who TURN RED in the sun, fucking moron lobsters. They cant handle us and act like they own the place. GTFO! You're ruining paradise, bitch!
I wish that FLOP would stop being a douchebag and learn the true meaning of Aloha. BYEEE
by bumbaiWUT July 29, 2011
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Dress Flops

When the new young preps have two pairs of Rainbows flip flops and one of which they concider new and clean enough for fomal occasions.
Dude, I can't wear these to dinner. I'll stop by my place and put on my dress flops.
by Billy Guess? June 23, 2008
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